Extremely Tall Goblin

Andrew | 32 | Gay | Boys, aesthetic stuff, funny things, and pictures of the ocean.

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[soothedcerberus]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[zoomvis]

RIP Hugh. You would have loved poppers 💔

[taxidermycatgirl]

magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

[wizardlyghost]

[pretend-wizard]

NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*

[oh--lapetitemort]

Can I see your dick and balls in these trying times

[yeoldegodzilla]

Godzilla was present at the signing of the Magna Carta in 1215. Here is a representation of it.

[gay-irl]

gay📲irl

[owlmylove]

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

[acidhues]

Normalize telling your mutual you want his fat, beautiful cock throbbing in your ass.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ceruleanfuckup]

Booty shorts that say this

[contagiousgrace]

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

[disgustinggf]

ur either jerking off with me or jerking off against me

[evilwizard]

never has there been a series with more underutilized background lore than the Chronicles of Narnia. book one establishes that there exists a world-between-the-worlds, an infinite glade that can be accessed only via ancient Atlantean magic, fractaling in all directions with infinite crystal-clear pools of water representing the various dimensions of the multiverse—dimensions which contain realms of gods and technology, and magic of various types, and different magical systems for each dimension, and dead worlds, and worlds that have not yet sprung to life, and a million other wonders. book two has a talking beaver

[evilwizard]

the implication here seems to be that Meowth from Pokémon is going to Christian Hell

[evilwizard]

basically im always waiting for things to fall within my clutches/get caught in my grasp

[evilwizard]

im scheming of a plot to plan to orchestrate a strategy to devise a scenario in which i concoct a formulation of tactics so devilish that, when enacted, even i won’t be prepared for the fallout

[evilwizard]

my therapist says i’ve gotta be more proactive

[holefoodsmarket]

who doesn’t love to see a little shaft