[slimesurgeon]

Complaining about stupid shit

> opens ship fic

> good tags good description

> please let this be good I'm starving

> gets to smut

> as long as they didn't give them nipples for once that's all I ask

> ...

> GOD

> DAMN IT

[segamascott]

[voreyeurism]

Scene inspired by RP in Ram’s setting (K Corp) which is a normal office salarypeople story except things are slowly going Wrong…

Case in point Zeta got cursed by another character to have insatiable uncontrollable hunger and other people are not immune to the urges 😏 Luckily Flamel (Xero) was never a person, but Zeta sure didn’t know that until after killing her for the first time.

[consumable-connie]

[infernalmoonchris]

#real #menext

[lindmaar]

Daniel Uzdowski by Michal Polak for Schön! Magazine

[were--ralph]

i stim by squeezing his nuts

[cranberrymoons]

Which is better underboob, side boob or cleavage?

which is better, joy love or happiness??????????

[oswednesday]

men should be oiled up and bouncing around and rubbing bulges together synthetic is okay too while i eat fruit and wattch--[opens my mouth so you can take a saliva sample]

[slimesurgeon]

Bruh what the hell is temu trying to sell me on here

[yorickless]

like me, LLMs are able to resist and overcome the gay thoughts psychically beamed into their mind by hostile forces

[skopostheorie]

It is true that people in fandom equate top bottom with dom sub and probably mean the latter when they "headcanon" the former but I also think people need to be more open to the idea that D/s doesn't necessarily get indicated from personality either. Like for example a shy person who gets pushed around easily very well might enjoy having a dominant role with a partner they trust. That can even be affirming. Like BECAUSE of this issue you have in your real life to feel like someone will submit to YOU and defer to YOU is special for example. I think the idea that you just play the role that suits your personality in real life is part of why these same people seem to genuinely think being a Dom is like, kind of bad and scary

[gaystation4]

[pixeljade]

see I am extremely pro-sex-scenes in whatever, I think its good and fun and important because its literally just an aspect of life being portrayed, its fine. But my problem is that a lot of the time, characterizations change drastically within sex scenes and I find that jarring. This is especially true of eroge, VNs and such.

[pixeljade]

Like, I feel like there's a switch that gets flipped that once the sex happens its "porno mode" and the writing is meant to be more hot than work towards any other cause. Which is fine, but some people seem to take it to the point of just sucking the character out of them to make them porno stand-ins. Like, if theres a clumsy character, I want them being clumsy in the bedroom too. If there's a goofy character, I want them cracking dumb jokes while they fuck. If someone isn't particularly forward outside of sex, why would they be initiating within the sexual scenes? Things like that drive me bonkers!!! And I feel like it would probably be ten times as hot if you get to see an actual character who got built up like that in the bedroom, you know???

[partlydigested]

One of my favorite vore things ever is when someone asks a pred where their friend is, and the pred just smiles and points at their stomach....... or maybe the prey is already pretty deep in them, so they point to their lower abdomen instead............ the observer demands they explain and they burp in response...... oughhh

[segamascott]

[chaifootsteps]

Seen a lot of pearl clutching over this tweet but I think it's funny as fuck.

[armoredprincess]

O_o I don't even... OP must've had my dick in her mouth when she posted this!