Jazz

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The urge to draw Darryl Wilson with his belly out is sounding very tempting right now..

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I love doing omegaverse quizzes as a fictive, because I just see it as canon then!! Yes, Willy Stampler is a stoic omega!!

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Read a fic one time that was Jodie/Henry, and I got SO PISSED because the writer made a show of describing lacy underwear or something for Henry. You POSER!! HENRY OAK DOESN'T WEAR UNDERWEAR. GET IT RIGHT!!

[darling-stardust]

for the art requests, more scamster? mayhaps??

Who the fuck calls at 6 AM?

[darling-stardust]

Where does he keep the tips??

Inspired by @mommaboyhalo 's Bill from the other night bc @lorienlady suggested Bill in tight shorts, and we all got mad with lust

Everyone should get horny for Bill AND make him fat imho

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I know where he can keep my tip!!

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Sometimes I wish Darryl was more of a freak and choked someone with that rosary

—Glenn Close

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Fuck you, Henry Oak-Garcia likes PEE now. I don't make the rules. Am I projecting? Am I?? YOU WON'T KNOW. Pee on that nature boy

[riversareflowing]

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Fuck you, Henry Oak-Garcia likes PEE now. I don't make the rules. Am I projecting? Am I?? YOU WON'T KNOW. Pee on that nature boy

[darling-stardust]

Have this unfinished Jodie I love to stare at ♡

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Hey si uh. This is relaly neat. Go support Brittie!

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FREAKS IS PUTTING BLOODYMARY PAY GORN ON MY FEED?!!!

[riversareflowing]

I hate to admit that Freddie Wong doing his Austin Powers impression does indescribable things to me

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Glenn Close is the type of guy to make a sex tape then go 'make it be my song in the background' as if people wouldn't be pissed and would rather hear him moaning and whimpering

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S1 DnDads bush situations

(+ Scam Likely)

Darryl Wilson: He keeps it neat, as much as I wish to say he has a jungle, it's canon that he has a manscaping set. Definitely has a happy trail, though.

Henry Oak: He shaves it fully once in a while for his 'parties', but he mostly trims it and thinks it's good enough.

Glenn Close: Bush CENTRAL, far too lazy to actually shave it or says he doesn't have time for it. Perhaps a happy trail.

Ron Stampler: Cannot grow a bush. Or he can, but it doesn't look good and he shaves it out of preference.

Jodie Foster: One of those people that says he doesn't care, but he is meticulous about it. Bought a manscaping set just for it to look good.

Scam Likely: Any and all. Probably keeps a happy trail and his 'usual' would just be the trail and a small bush.

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If this gets 1 like I'll say what I think the bush situation is for each season 1 dad (+Scam Likely bc why not)

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Oh it literally got ONE like

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If this gets 1 like I'll say what I think the bush situation is for each season 1 dad (+Scam Likely bc why not)

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This summer project is pissing me off I need to pound Glenn Close

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Darryl Wilson is next

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I think it is widely known that Scam Likely is probably a freak, but I say he enjoys over the phone stuff the most. Because.. Why not?? Sue me, the scammer likes to bootycall are you going to SHOOT ME because of it??