Probably Procrastinating

21 / Irish / Mega nerd

[naturenymph69]

water flowing over moss covered rocks 

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Mansplaining shall now be referred to as Correctile Dysfunction, pass it on

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[memewhore]

[factualfeminist]

IM FUCKING DYING

[miiriya]

[funkysafari-deactivated20260131]

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

[queermobile-deactivated20130906]

WOW GREAT NEWS

[jurisffiction]

#THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I’VE EVER BEEN  #LIL BOOTS  #LIL PIG IN LIL BOOTS  #EVERYTHING’S SO LIL  #ANIMAL FRIENDS  

[girlgrowingsmall]

Having a rough time? Little bitty piggy in little bitty boots.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

those boots are made for walkin

[ticosorgana]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

the gays™ are coming

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[minijournals]

there is literally no better feeling than crawling into your bed after a long day don’t fight me on this ok

[doggosource]

[homopower]

I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.

[goaliesarethebest]

I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.

[full-metal-furies]

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

[goodboygustav]

t’anks boss 

[goodeye-cyborg]

Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

[goodeye-cyborg]

Important addition: She changed the wallpaper on her computer to a picture her with her wife and two kids. So the first thing we saw when we came into class every day for the remainder of the semester was basically their christmas card

[fuck-usag]

That ain’t salty, that’s her being my hero

[tianasweets]

[ar0yalewithcheese-deactivated20]

The man did not say no.

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[lileggybread]

Always important xx

[life-of-a-overweight-bulimic]

This is so helpful 🌹🌹🌹