A lot of you people remind me of the CIA agents outside of my window when I was 22. I want you to stop.

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A lot of you people remind me of the CIA agents outside of my window when I was 22. I want you to stop.
The Ogranization.
My Thoughts Regarding the Seventh Comic. From a Moral perspective.
First and foremost, to any followers of mine/readers of my thoughts who encountered my last post and were concerned for my well-being, please ignore that post! I was not in a regular state of mind. My absence was due to an illness! The CIA has never captured me and my delusions of the CIA or the so-called "Organization" being "out" to capture or harm me in any way were exactly that - delusions! The CIA would never hurt a citizen, much less an innocent female civilian with a respectable job and family such as I, freaksnvans.
My (rational) hopes.
I am a I, first and foremost, hope sincerely that the mercenaries will find God. Killing is wrong, and they know that. Yet they choose to kill anyways. I do understand that the purpose of these characters is not for them to be good people, but the most fulfilling ending would be for them to find faith and make peace with their enemies. I would also like for Scout to stop swearing.
I'd also like for the Mercenaries to say they love the CIA. Any self-respecting Citizen of the United States of America supports the CIA.
My personal hopes.
My personal wishes for what would happen... there are many. I personally wish for Scout to be kicked off of the team altogether. He serves no purpose. Absolutely none. He is comparable to a hamster, a useless creature. I did not shed even a single tear when he died. In fact, it made me dislike him and Spy more. How could you ever be sad about Scout dying? Anyways, regarding Spy, I wish for him to return to his loving wife, or his not-so-loving wife, whichever of these you "headcanon" Scout's mother to be.
I also wish for Heavy and Medic to finally address their relationship. I feel baited. I feel betrayed and used by Valve and the Team Fortress fandom for these past seventeen years. How are they not Canon? They're not canon? What do you mean? Do you have any Idea how this makes me feel? No. No you don't. For the love of God, you have absolutely no Idea how much I need HeavyMedic to be canon.
HELP ME. The Organization has captured me.
I Have Been Locked Inside Of The CIA's Torture Devices For God Knows How Long.
I believed that the Agents outside of my windows were delusions. I convinced myself that I was sane. They are REAL.
The Agents are real. I narrowly escaped from the CIA's grasp (see my last post where I detailed being captured by the authorities) but I was captured again. I will not disclose my method of posting.
I can hardly remember who the Medic is. I am no longer the Yaoi Goddess. I am a shell of a Human Being. The Organization has captured me. The Organization has captured me. The Organization is after all of you.
Something bad will hapen...
I was correct. My gut instinctual foresight predicted that I would be captured by the authorities but I didn't trust myself...
Genuine question how can you hate spy because he is European but you still like Medic?
Good question. To start my answer, in real life, I am also not fond of Germans, I hold the same contempt for Germans that I do with the rest of Europeans. Especially German men – German women are often beautiful, however, German men are like pests in the dating pool. However, I believe that everything else about Medic makes up for his Germanness.
I don't like how Medic is German. However, if he was a German woman, I would be absolutely down for that. Anyways, i don't like Spy because he is European – and has no redeeming qualities. Medic has all of the redeeming qualities. He is beautiful, he is strong (lugs around the medigun and the pack on his back every day, and runs with it too!), he is smart (a doctor – unlicensed, though, perhaps his genius was too great to be given a license for, as the story is unknown...) and he is funny, not intentionally, but with inadvertent goofiness that is most charming.
Spy, however, has nothing. Only negative qualities. He is French, skinny, annoying and a bastard. As many know, my opinions on Spy have been changing recently – but only because of my dream. That was a different Spy, I have realized.
Anyways, that sums up my explanation, enjoy! And remember, don't ever lie.
yaoi goddess would u still like medic even if he was a girl
You already know the answer to this question....of course I would. My love for Medic knows no genders. I may be a heterosexual but Medic would of course be an exception. He is beautiful, endlessly so. And if you don't even mean romantic "like," of course I would...I would not simply not enjoy a character because she is a woman. I like women more than men. In fact, I am not very fond of men, or communicating with them, and I prefer fictional men because they cannot harass you through the screen like real men often do. Regardless of my opinions on men, Medic is my favorite forever and ever, and his/her gender would never change that.
If I am called "gay pee girl" one more time I will injure myself!
Go take a long walk off a short plank
Not even anonymous...SHAME.
Are you wishing death upon me?
The wonderful dream I had last night.
Good morning, everyone! Last night, I had a wonderfully romantic experience. I mean, it was not real, I had a dream, but it felt despicably real. I cannot believe that the sands of such a beautiful vision could slip right through my fingers as if it were never there. You may be able to guess that it is about Medic, but it was also profoundly eye-opening and made me realize that I actually love Spy as well. I feel as if it was a prophecy foretelling what would happen when I awoke. If that makes sense. Anyways, do be warned that this story of the dream I had last night involves pregnancy. And birth. I haven't had kids in real life, so this was a very strange experience for me.
I had a dream that I was some sort of medical assistant serving Medic. Like a Nurse but not really, I could not call myself a nurse because I have never gone to medical school (I instead have a degree in philosophy) and thus calling myself a nurse or any other medical title would be impersonation and illegal, I believe. Anyways, he needed to test the pregnancy pen on me. It was wildly graphic. I don't even want to explain anything that happened in this dream here because that's personal information and I don't need little snot-nosed freaks in my asks making fun of me for my personal and intimate experience in this dream, but it was grotesque in a mildly enjoyable way.
Anyways, the dream time-skipped to nine months later, as I was pregnant, of course. I was giving birth to the Medic's daughter, I believe, it could have been a son. Or the child could grow up to be a they, I would not know. I am just trying to be inclusive. Please don't make fun of me. I will turn off my asks if I receive even one message regarding the gender of me and Medic's child. Anyways, I was giving birth and Medic was beside me holding my hand and it was extremely strenuous, as having a child would be, I imagine. Spy is beside me, holding my other hand and I look at him and he really trusts me! I could tell from his eyes that he really hopes I deliver this child safely!
He was beautiful. I successfully gave birth to Medic's child and it was such a beautiful moment, besides the part when Spy blew out his foul cigarette smoke on the baby. I hate him for that. But he does have a beautiful face, I must admit. Goodness. Please don't let me fall for a man who comes from Europe, and from France, no less. I don't like the French; if you know me, you know I don't like the French. So this is nothing short of disastrous. I would like to imagine that after the dream happened, me, Medic and Spy raised the child together. I will not include Sniper to satisfyingly make all of the support classes the fathers of my child because I don't like Sniper.
I should end this post here. I hope you enjoyed reading my experience. It was deeply personal and moving for me. I wish you all beautiful and wonderful dreams such as this. Even if they're about Medic. I am willing to share. Remember: Don't ever lie.
What would you do when the last comic comes out and they confirm Heavy x Medic?
Do you mean IF they confirm HeavyMedic?
I will be absolutely overjoyed! I shall jump for joy and perhaps even announce my victory to my students. It would make me happier than anything I have ever experienced in my short life. I would have the motivation to continue, to make this short life a "long" life - I could live for a hundred and thirty years if Heavymedic becomes canon. I, being a lover of HeavyMedic, graciously await the seventh comic! I do believe that they shall continue to tease this pairing in the last comic, as they did with the strategic placement of the mercenaries in the "we're team fortress" image! I do believe they will... I will notify EVERYONE I know if HeavyMedic becomes canon, or even if we are given "crumbs" to satisfy our homosexual craving!
ok genuine question. so you are in love with medic but ship red oktoberfest (heavy x medic)? Wouldn't you be jealous of heavy or anyone that tries to pursue your husbando?
Well, I am personally able to separate between myself and Medic. I understand that Medic isn't real and canon is separate from what I would like to think of him. I'm not jealous of Heavy, in fact, I am happy for Heavy and Medic. I would like for Medic to be my husband, but I can enjoy both.
It is important to realize that your fictional husband slash wife slash otherwise favorite character and/or fictional partner in marriage is not actually real. It can be a bit too easy for people like me to become mentally unwell surrounding their character. I have a life outside of Team Fortress 2 and Medic, so I am mentally well enough to enjoy both me and Medic's marriage as well as Medic and Heavy's marriage.
I am not a jealous person. I might seem like I'm averse to people also liking Medic or enjoying other Medic ships, but I am a kind soul and I am understanding. I understand that I am not the only fan of him and that other people will feel the same for him as I do. I am still a little crazy though.
what do youthink about chicken butt
Wouldn't you like to know?
are u like serious abt the medic husband thing or is that another bit i genuinely can't tell
"Another" bit? You think there was a "bit" in the first place? I am serious. I am a real person. I am tired of being treated like a joke on this website. There is no "bit."
the phrase you keep telling to the "haters", to go "suck an egg", has recently been taken by the gen z kids to mean sucking on a man's testicles. its frankly disgusting that you would tell so many people to do such a disgusting act, especially as a 30 year old "christian" woman. extremely disappointed in you.
You really think I care about what those snot-nosed brats did to a phrase that I use to cleanly insult someone? I don't care for what Gen Z believes. I hope you know that I agree that telling someone to do such an act is disgusting, but for the younglings to take a perfectly fine phrase and turn it into that is even more disgusting. I don't agree with it, so I will ignore it. I will continue to tell people, including you, to suck an egg, because I don't care, and I am not telling you to perform such an action.
Something bad will hapen...