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A tired 20 year old college student who is very autistic over lots of fandoms. Yes I am nuerodivergent Yes I’m gay asf lol Pronouns are she/her and they/them My account is also co-run by my partner, they may post art here! ^^

[freaky-lesbians]

I sure do put the ~✨high✨~ in high cortisol!

*chokes on a blunt and dies*

[depsidase]

[pureshadough]

crk maincord would probably be better suited to being a announcements and socmed updates-only server at this rate

[freaky-lesbians]

Guys my wife is the most perfect woman in the whole world. I love her so much, every morning I wake up and I’m like WOAH!!!! My smokin hot wife!!! Jeepers!!! And every day is such wonderful moments with my wife. She’s all I think abt. I miss my wife guys- my wife- she’s so- so special and pretty and she’s so sweet to me. I look forward to hearing her voice and texting her. My lovely little wife with her beautiful baby cow eyes I love you. I adore you.

[pureshadough]

there is nothing i love more than really fucked up looking shadow milk plush bootlegs

[pureshadough]

oh muy god

[freaky-lesbians]

Shadow milk???? Nah that’s darkness calcium beverage

[fluttershyes]

My little pony has made me w worse person now  i beat up fools for no reason

[freaky-lesbians]

More on scholarcest because I’m converting you hoes

So Sage update shows Sage finding out he’s the ONLY one who hasn’t turned to evil

He also said if he had timekeepers power he’d fuck shit up a little and yknow good for him

He’s dare I say, a complex cookie.

So let’s say he did find a way to interact with another fount through time, I think he’d be DESPERATE to show them a way out to not feel even more isolated and alone than they do.

And fount is just happy to have the support I’m sure, while also likely being super anxious that they have the fate of earthbread entirely dependent on how they handle cookies who LITERALLY want them dead.

Also Sage teaching them how to actually indulge and live a little to actually cope instead of constantly suffering for their duty is a nice touch.

Overall I think they would be good for each other

[freaky-lesbians]

MINORS BEGONE FROM THIS POST

LIGHTNING STRIKE

⚡️⚡️⚡️

Ahem*

Anywho I like to imagine recluse and sage still debate the nature of truth and deceit well into their relationship even when horny which leads to conversations like this

Sage: my dear recluse let me hold your bush when I say this~

*comedic feeling around before pausing*

Sage: *horrified* YOU WAXED?!? NO!!!!

[freaky-lesbians]

People really just be calling any expensive meat Wagyu nowadays.

Ts pissin me off

[freaky-lesbians]

Guys I miss my wife, she’s been gone for hours TwT

[freaky-lesbians]

Genshin poster for sale! For 14.63

Still in its OG packaging! It’s listed on eBay! Feel free to reach out if you’d like it!

[freaky-lesbians]

Dungeon meshi box for sale!

It has a bunch of pins! A water bottle! And tons of art work for 27.49! It’s also listed on eBay! None of it was used, it just stayed in box

[freaky-lesbians]

Mukuro hoshimiya figure on sale! For 33 bucks!

It’s listed on eBay! ^^ all it did was sit on my desk (and listen to me rant about college life) so by all means if you want it it’s yours!

[court-jester-offical]

*Sits down upon the dusty old throne and plops a paper crown onto mine head*

*ahem* I, KING Isaac and The Courtly-est of Jesters, hereby royally decree with mine exceptional royalty-ness, that all ye cretins who doth not agree wholeheartedly with every single one of mine superior opinions shall be executed by boiling alive. IMMEDIATELY.

And last but not least…I hereby declare, all water, from the seas to the streams, shall now be entirely replaced by wine!

*clap clap* CHOP TO IT!

[freaky-lesbians]

M’lord! What of the military, the knights! What shall become of them? And of taxes!

[court-jester-offical]

Double them, triple them, QUADRUPLE THEM!! MORE KNIGHTS, WE NEED MORE!!!

As for taxes, henceforth, tax shall now solely be paid in…

Teeth

[freaky-lesbians]

HUZZAH!!! HAIL TO THE KING

[d3nar7]

For everyone who wonders how Sage kept himself from getting corrupted

Og image

[court-jester-offical]

*Sits down upon the dusty old throne and plops a paper crown onto mine head*

*ahem* I, KING Isaac and The Courtly-est of Jesters, hereby royally decree with mine exceptional royalty-ness, that all ye cretins who doth not agree wholeheartedly with every single one of mine superior opinions shall be executed by boiling alive. IMMEDIATELY.

And last but not least…I hereby declare, all water, from the seas to the streams, shall now be entirely replaced by wine!

*clap clap* CHOP TO IT!

[freaky-lesbians]

M’lord! What of the military, the knights! What shall become of them? And of taxes!

[liberalsarecool]

Mainstream media finally found the guts to report on what we’ve all known.

#TrumpCorruption