Life is amazing!

[babyanimalgifs]

[freakyunwisegeek]

So, his name is Lucky...:)

[sixpenceee]

A wood shaver that can shave out paper thin slice of wood | source

[freakyunwisegeek]

That's what I really need for the smooth shaving! Truely Yours,Pin-Oh-cchio

[freakyunwisegeek]

No shit!

A loo is a bad place for dreams:

Dreaming absorbs a shitty smell of the crap!

Truly, partners, but it seems

A lavatory is the best place for merry Rap:

Bio 1 vs Bio 2 –

The epic bear crap battle –

Farty odour and golden dew,

Words are acid like the snake’s rattle.

[freakyunwisegeek]

New Year Resolutions

My ex - poor kex

The one now - I do not know how.

The bio coming next - obscene text.

The first one is the best!

I won't do the rest!

[freakyunwisegeek]

Thank you, Ms. Rowling!

All Christmas elves are getting more and more severe. The one who has some common wit can understand the nature of their fear – They are so tolerant their tolerance is hard to tolerate, The tiny hearts cannot forgive or love they can offend, demolish, hate. The eff-lves are so aggressive, picky, green-eyed, mean, and vile, Their god is not “a santa” but the Greatest Commonness Agile, Yet in the Fairy-tale-kind-Christmas world We, Russians, thank you for each word you’ve told! And in the stinky winds of propaganda, violence and thrift Be calm – your works and deeds are a precious Christmas gift!

[devildogvandy]

Posted @withregram • @chefcovfefe https://www.instagram.com/p/CVl55FALEzS/?utm_medium=tumblr

[13-6r]

Wish this was a thing

[freakyunwisegeek]

If the senior generation does not matter, the junior generation has no future.

[freakyunwisegeek]

Am I a scrooge?

The fairy has demanded the unfair fare To take me to the pear’s core. When I’m abused, I do emit the glare: I think, the fairy is a whore! When love’s for money, - Then what is the Joy? The fairy is a bad bed-bunny – Just silly nuisance to annoy!

[freakyunwisegeek]

Soon after

How much money have you got on your account? Well, it’s a silly question, now it’s too late to count. Whom do you love, and whom do you hate? Such dubious things when you evaporate. What’s your nation, religion, cultural background? The atomic kiss heats the ground. We’ve started the war, what will happen soon after? Nothing and never…Bitter Devil’s laughter.

[freakyunwisegeek]

To my pumpkintine

I love your pumpkins – all the four – They are so witchy-hot! I’d taste your pumpkins, and what’s more, I’d eat them on the spot! So spooky is your nude array, You are so terrifying! I’d thrust you high to send astray Before our midnight dying! Your skin is fragrant like the Hell, Your bones are all see-through, To quench the music of your spell I need a sip of mountain dew! I love your pumpkin, yet the fifth, - It’s ripe and very sweet, So let’s commit an act of filth – Right now, amidst the street!

[assem555]

[freakyunwisegeek]

Jet stream? Terrific!!! ;)

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[soulsearching-sir]

I do my best to live by these words…

[a-sweetheart-being-40-deactivat]

Wow! At some of the banned books! Insane!

[mdstroup2142]

Reblogging for those links.

[official-ginger-kid]

I’m keeping this, that’s amazing

[adventurousmynd2]

[yoink!]

I’m ganking this from you… annnnnnd downloading these .pdfs

[awakenedpatriot]

Offended by “To Kill A Mockingbird?”

Well, here, be more offended: FUCK YOU, BOOK-BURNING NAZI.

[jthepatriotrenee1984]

For anyone wondering why Covid is making a comeback, it's simple. They need us back in masks by November so Pelosi can use the excuse of using "mail in" ballots for the mid-term election. It's not rocket science.

[houstontiger2]

[freakyunwisegeek]

A professional revolutionary malady? :)

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[freakyunwisegeek]

!!! :)

[90s]

[freakyunwisegeek]

2021 - eat me is not valid! Like me - that's it.

[savagebeastrecords]

Listen to THIS!

[freakyunwisegeek]

The Stone age rock symphony is astonishing!!! Thank you for the immense pleasure!!! :)

[notbeingnoticed]

[freakyunwisegeek]

Meg Meyers Numb - the new level !!! :)

[eliekurtz]