This is random, but why don’t you and Dan have cars?D: That is random. But a valid question, okay. P: Well, I don’t think I could be trusted behind a wheel. D: No. We saw Phil with a series of dramatic weapons earlier, that’s what he’d be like with a car. P: I would. D: So, um. Yeah. There we go. P: I have passed my driving test, but my driving instructor had just won the lotto. So I don’t feel like he was really caring what I was doing, he was just thinking about his private jet. D: He literally just released a murder vehicle into the world and he didn’t care anymore. P: But the other thing is, London’s got such a good underground system - which is kind of a boring thing. But it’s just like, we don’t need cars because we can get anywhere we want to go-D: We ain’t got no parking in the city. Hello. I just - I’ve never had. I actually, I went to university, I saved up money for like a year to buy my first car, which was the worst car ever. And then - seriously - I went to university. My friend who didn’t go texted me a photo of my car outside my parents house with a for sale sign in the window. And I was like - uh. So I called my mum and I was like, are you selling my car? And they were like, yeah well, we bought you, like, food for ten years, so we can just sell your car. They sold - they didn’t even ask me. Ever since that happened I’m just like, you know, feelings hurt about cars now. Don’t even want a car. And I also don’t need to drive. P: No. D: So there we go. Be thankful that you don’t drive on a road with Phil on the loose.
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