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@freckldboyes
this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be
minecraft taught me that its okay to just eat some potatoes and sail off to the edge of the world
Wholesome Phil 😊
calm and encouraging dan
dan and phil alphabet: Laughter
pretty
100 days of laughter ✰ 89/100
↳ Dan (scared of spiders) explores a cave (literally full of spiders) - Skyrim VR!
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My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them.
30 days of dan bc he’s cute ↳ day 26: the memeing of life
titanic sinks… i have my flotation device!
Interactive Introverts Helsinki, 13 June 2018
Dan’s question: What color is Phil’s hair dye? D: You mean like specifically? P: Specifically - not just color. D: Not like - black. Okay, so, you dye your hair to cover up the ginger… not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just a fact that Phil is ginger. P: It’s mousy brown! D: It’s mousy brown. No, it’s - ginger people are cool. Phil is mousy brown. Would you say rat brown? P: Just guess! D: There is a specific shade - oh my god. I don’t know! Um. Mmm. Uhh. Moonlight black. P: No! [buzzes him] D: What is it? P: It’s Deep Black XXL. D: I think whoever named that was… making a joke. P: [snickering] That’s what it is.
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how do we know that dan's family stole his car?
They didn’t steal his car, they sold it once he went to university. He talked about it at the Helsinki ii show.
This is random, but why don’t you and Dan have cars?D: That is random. But a valid question, okay. P: Well, I don’t think I could be trusted behind a wheel. D: No. We saw Phil with a series of dramatic weapons earlier, that’s what he’d be like with a car. P: I would. D: So, um. Yeah. There we go. P: I have passed my driving test, but my driving instructor had just won the lotto. So I don’t feel like he was really caring what I was doing, he was just thinking about his private jet. D: He literally just released a murder vehicle into the world and he didn’t care anymore. P: But the other thing is, London’s got such a good underground system - which is kind of a boring thing. But it’s just like, we don’t need cars because we can get anywhere we want to go-D: We ain’t got no parking in the city. Hello. I just - I’ve never had. I actually, I went to university, I saved up money for like a year to buy my first car, which was the worst car ever. And then - seriously - I went to university. My friend who didn’t go texted me a photo of my car outside my parents house with a for sale sign in the window. And I was like - uh. So I called my mum and I was like, are you selling my car? And they were like, yeah well, we bought you, like, food for ten years, so we can just sell your car. They sold - they didn’t even ask me. Ever since that happened I’m just like, you know, feelings hurt about cars now. Don’t even want a car. And I also don’t need to drive. P: No. D: So there we go. Be thankful that you don’t drive on a road with Phil on the loose.