the younger ones left the Vongola at damon's instigation, they were the most tender-hearted, unable to bear the sins of the vongola after giotto
I don't know why I thought of this, but please, if Secando wanted the vongola and took advantage of the fact that Damon betrayed Giotto and joined his side, why would he leave her directly to his son while he was still young?
I mean, in the episode where they appeared, they looked like they were at the age when they passed the succession to the next person
Eight years ago? Oh, she's just a girl who got involved with the mafia for money and debt? Her mother is gone, and her father ran away, leaving her with a mountain of debt
She's just skin and bones because she doesn't eat; she focuses more on accumulating money
It's good that she knows how to deal with children (especially angry ones), and the kind old man at the end of the street taught her how to use a computer, so she learned hacking (she was in a period when she learned very easily, almost like a genius)
So what do you expect from a girl who has nothing to lose? Yes, she joined the Varia and worked hard to earn promotions that increased her salary (seriously, she was almost like Mammon back then)
Yes, her flame is fog, but she also possesses clouds! Mamoun noticed her abilities and took her as a trainee, and when they discovered that she was also a cloud, Mamoun nominated her to be the guardian of the clouds (as we know, they don't have one, no Golamoska counts)
Well, it doesn't matter, she just works hard and trains to get promoted and earn a higher salary, that's the point
But well, when her debts were paid off, she didn't need to stay, so she quit immediately, completed her studies and became a social worker in Namimori (and just so you know, she quit before the cradle incident)
Well, I've talked too much. No one is going to read all this nonsense.
Are you being bullied? Or do you have a strong sense of responsibility and only care about fighting? Perhaps you have low self-esteem and are thinking about suicide? Don't worry! Your school social worker will be there for you at all times!
Here, the little ones are given the maternal role they deserve! And the school is improved, and bullying is prevented forever! Perhaps a few playful slaps for the oblivious wife to wake her up and make her stop obsessing over her husband—she only has one son, after all
I think about that writing prompt about a hero ending up in the villains' group chat i reblogged back then sometimes. How i immediately felt like having tsuna in the hero's role, and then very predictably paired him up with the arcos as the villains lol. I'm not sorry about it. <3
So there's tsuna who isn't actually a hero but a nobody civilian, who first thinks this is someone playing a prank on him because no way he just got added to the actual group chat of one of the most notorious group of villains in the world. Tsuna who goes from "um, hi? Can i help you?" But then never actually gets to "i think there was some kind of mistake here" because the arcos are a bunch of yappers.
And at some point between "who the fuck is that?" "Is he one of you guys' underlings?" "Since when are we adding underlings to this group chat?" "Why don't you just hold a press conference to reveal all of our most sensitive information on live tv while you're at it, skull?", skull goes "i added him on purpose!!!" You know, like a liar. He IS the one who added tsuna, and judging by the others' reactions, he clearly wasn't meant to, but he doesn't remember why the hell it was on his to-do-list to do then?? Also the guy's profile picture and name don't even ring any fucking bell. Wait, was he supposed to add him to his underlings' group chat instead?? Ugh, whatever!!!
(Did tsuna... apply to become a group of villains' underling? He doesn't remember that.)
"What purpose?" The arcos continue to yap. "Aren't we always bitching about how nobody ever reads what the others have to say on here??" Skull says. "Well, there you have it! He can keep track of it and let us know of the important things!"
(Did tsuna... apply for this specific position as an underling?? He doesn't remember that either.)
"Why the fuck are you deciding that on your own?" Tsuna reads with a steadily increasing ominous feeling, because these guys sure seem to take this prank very seriously. "Is he even trustworthy?" "Haven't you guys ever heard of a trial period?" Skull defends. "And WHERE is he gonna let us know of those important things again??" They ignore him. "In the same group chat we never read???" "YOU'RE READING IT RIGHT NOW AREN'T YOU???? FUCK YOU--"
"I actually already have a job, so..." Tsuna says, to which the arcos instantly go off on him because "why the fuck did you apply then???" And also "so???" Skull says, because his reputation is on the line here. "Just quit???"
(Did Tsuna really apply to this job, though? He guesses he must have, right? But did he really, though?
For the life of him, he really just can't remember.)
"Well, i kind of need the money, so..." He tries again, and feels himself lose 3 years of his life when they all go silent for a bit.
"You think we make our underlings work for free??" They start talking again all at the same time. "YOU THINK I DON'T PAY MY UNDERLINGS THE JUST SALARY FOR THEIR WORK????" Skull says, outraged. "PLUS ALL THE BENEFITS MIND YOU," he adds, because the FUCK does tsuna take him for???? "Well, i guess he at least won't have any problems saying the things he wants to say to us," reborn says.
"Well," tsuna keeps typing in a momentary lapse of sanity, "how much are we talking about...?"
"What do you mean how much?" The arcos keep yapping. "Didn't you read the contract?" "Didn't skull make you one?" "YES I DID," skull lies. ("THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE WHEN I SENT IT THE FIRST TIME," he keeps lying in tsuna's dms. "I'LL SEND IT AGAIN SOON.") "Do you just commit to things you don't know about?" "Are you stupid?", meanwhile skull sends in the group chat ten times the amount he usually offers, just to make sure to get one over the other arcos about how he's the one paying his underlings the most.
And, well. It sure IS more than what tsuna's current job pays him. Plus all the benefits?
"Am i really talking to the real arcobaleno?" He finally brings himself to ask before the offered money can make him lose all sense of self-preservation.
"Is your current job being a comedian?" Is the first answer he gets. "LMAO" "Whose dumbfuck wannabe villains out there would dare to use our names, let alone pretend to be us?" "Do we have to go on a purge again and remind everyone why they shouldn't do that?"
"Please don't," tsuna quickly types and sends in dawning and horrifying realization.
Is this really happening? Are they really the arcobaleno?
They sure act like it.
"Don't tell us what to do." "Who the fuck asked for your opinion?"
"I won't kill anyone," tsuna takes the opportunity to say while they're on the subject. "And would like to be the least involved possible in any of your killings. Or crimes in general," he adds as an afterthought.
To which the arcos instantly go off on him again because "But YOU applied to work with US????" "Why the fuck keeping track of a group chat would involve you killing anyone??" "Who is it you're saying you'd have to kill? One of us?"
Tsuna feels himself lose 5 years of his life as he looks at the last message in horror, and then another 10 years when they all go dead silent again.
Oh god. He didn't fucking say that???? Oh fuck.
Is he dead? Are they gonna track him down and kill him?
Are they gonna kill him without even granting him his trial period even when he's apparently crazy enough to actually consider accepting the job?
"Where the hell do you even find these people, skull?" They eventually start yapping again, and tsuna starts breathing again. "You let your underlings talk to you like that?" "At least MY underlings actually TALK to me like the fellow human being i am" "debatable" "and you're proud of it?" "It's because even them can tell you're a fucking pushover lmao" "all of you shut the hell up. Does anyone actually have something important to say? Otherwise i'm out of here" "good fucking riddance," skull says. "Tsunayoshi, is it?"
"Yes, but you can just call me tsuna," he says, because what else is even there to say?
"As long as i don't have to hear directly from these guys ever again, i'll even pay you a million dollars a month"
"Haha," he says, because it feels like the correct thing to say.
"Oh, was that funny to you?" Reborn says, because of fucking course he does lmao.
And already, tsuna can see his shortened lifespan (in spirit) flash before his eyes.
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