[joshuasmullet]

YUTA’S LAUGH IN 2025 ♡

[joshuasmullet]

so sad im going to miss taeyong at water bomb 😭😭

[scouped]

SCOUPS & MINGYU Eyes On You

[neocatharsis]

260607 NCTsmtown Twitter Update

"Thanks for coming #XIAOJUN"

[silverjirachi]

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

[ispyspookymansion]

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Learn to love reading and research I promise you’ll never be bored again

[neocatharsis]

260607 TAEYONG IG Update

"Set me free"

[yunogf]

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[buginateacup]

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

[neocatharsis]

260605 MARK IG Update

"Dance has always been a way for me to connect with people, no matter who or where they are. This #WorldEnvironmentDay, I'm joining @ unep and the Climate Limbo challenge to send a message that we care about lowering global temperatures and protecting our planet. Join me in this movement, and show us your dance moves🫣

🌍🥹 #WorldEnvironmentDay #NowForClimate"

[chwedout]

see you soon ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[joshuasmullet]

all three of them are growing out their hair, they did this for me 😔💜

[human-power]

your mental illness is mean and it’s a liar. You are never as horrible as you think. People love you. You are worthy

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]