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[9j2k88-deactivated20210708]

hi yes I just realized baby malcolm is crying in this flashback probably begging his dad not to make him do this and my life is ruined all over again thank u

[prettyboysource]

MALCOLM I SWEAR TO GOD

[danielhowell]

black friday merch festive finale

Hello everyone. As my final merch release for the forseeable future I present a festive collection - combined with a sale and items supporting Young Minds.

For this black friday I had a big brain idea - every item with black on my merch store is on sale until Monday! Just use code ‘BLACKFRIDAY’ at the checkout.

And now I proudly present:

The Sequin Skull Sweater

A soft black sweater with an existential skull embroidered in reversible sequins - black on one side, silver on the other! The perfect garment for both a snazzy Christmas party and a long night of brooding.

Don’t Talk To Me Scarf

A reversible knitted scarf with two sarcastic smiles and a message for social interaction to stay away.

Sarcastic Sock Set

A set of two pairs of sarcastic sport socks that will clearly communicate what kind of person you are.

And as a spiritual successor to the ‘have the courage to exist’ collection there are three items where 10% of the profit will go to Young Minds to help in the fight for young people’s mental health!

Embrace The Void Blankets

Let the void embrace you with this soft black blanket. Comes in a regular and excitingly, a weighted version that feels like a warm hug - proven to help with anxiety, stress, sleeping and more!

Embrace The Void Bracelet

A Dark Silver bracelet with 'embrace the void’ quote engraving - to remind you that life can be whatever you make it.

These things are all truly an extension of my soul, stylistically and spiritually, that I and a talented team have worked on for a long time and I hope you adore them as much as me. 

Check out the special merged festive store to peruse these wares:

🌍http://danandphilshop.com/collections/daniel-howell 🇺🇸http://us.danandphilshop.com/collections/daniel-howell 🇦🇺http://au.danandphilshop.com/collections/daniel-howell

Thank you, I hope you are well and I very much look forward to sharing the exciting things I’ve been working on as soon as I can. - Dan 

[prodigalsonheadcanons]

Now that we know JT has a wife, if the very first thing Malcolm ever says to her is not him demanding she tell him what her husband’s name is, I’m going to be very disappointed. 

[trashcanniballecter]

Ainsley: you have to stop being a manipulative little bitch. It's bad for the baby

Martin: What baby?!

Ainsley: Malcolm!

[bright-was-right]

“You’re a young man, you can carry the heavy one.” First of all - Malcolm doesn’t eat or sleep. He probably has the physical strength of a sea sponge. Second - Dani is from the Bronx. She could probably carry every single box in one go. Third - Don’t be sexist, dude. 🙄

[coldasyou]

malcolm has mastered the millennial art of just dropping heavy childhood traumas in casual conversation and then laughing before anyone has a chance to express concern like .... "oh yeah theres where my dad got arrested for murdering 23 people, Look At This Nice Painting, Too"

HE REALLY HAS as if he couldn’t get any more relatable 

[ahappydnp]

Dan’s being active and it scares me

Daniel Howell, online influencer: interacts online

Us: what the FUCK is he doing

[robinsdoghouseofwhump]

I'd be interested in seeing medical whump from you if you're interested. I feel like in one of your older drabbles you kinda did a little and I think it would mesh well with how you write. And also it's a trope I like. Especially having to be restrained for a necessary procedure. :)

Dooley noted! I really really love medical whump too!

The cold steel of an exam table against hot skin.

The precise and delicate cuts of a tiny scalpal along fragile flesh.

The beautiful whimpers and whines that are produced from a drugged injection.

The bright lights that drill into tired and sensitive eyes.

The tight buckles of a straight jacket or segufix.

The smell of bleach and rubbing alcohol trying to mask the stench of blood and tears.

I love it all!

@fallingstormphoenix, did sweet little Occie forget to get tagged? Abel doesn’t even own Arron either. Poor babies….

[trashcanniballecter]

Gil: Bright, you continuously fail to follow orders

Malcolm: and you continuously fail to take into account that I'm a contrary bitch

[bloodwrittenballad]

gil: i thought i made it pretty clear that when there’s danger we call for back up

malcolm: and i thought i made it pretty clear that i don’t listen

[system-lgbt]

Anon Hate IS Illegal.

Guys, I’m not kidding.

Suicide-baiting, cyberharassmemt, cyberstalking, death/rape threats, and hate speech are illegal in all 50 states as well as Australia and the UK.

Please click on any state to learn exactly what the bullying and/or cyberbullying law(s) cover.

There is no legal definition of cyberbullying within UK law. However there are a number of existing laws that can be applied to cases of cyb

cyber-bullying.jpg Cyber-bullying or stalking occurs when someone engages in offensive, menacing or harassing behaviour through the use

Some places include school suspension or expels. Some even include jail time for multiple years.

And yes, they can find someone by username or IP alone.

Also, yes. There are methods of catching someone’s IP. Even under a VPN.

How To Bait and Catch The Anonymous Person Harassing You On The Internet

Leo Traynor, an Internet user in Ireland, had a problem. More specifically, he had a troll, a very nasty troll.

So.

Next time you get hit with anon hate?

Casually remind them you can very easily take this to the next level. And they can earn jail time while you lay back in your chair, having saved yourself and everyone else from a violent criminal.

Your online actions have real life consequences.

Make sure they learn that.

(Just in case there’s a “the police wouldn’t do that” - Yes. They absolutely would.

Pre-teens arrested for cyberbullying before girl's suicide

Two 12-year-olds in Florida were arrested for cyberbullying in connection with the death of a middle-school student who police say hanged he

Man arrested for cyber bullying Kerala student

The Kerala police on July 28 took into custody the man alleged to have been the key tormentor of Hanan Hamid, the 19-year-old Kerala student

Onslow County man accused of cyberbullying

An Onslow County man was arrested Monday after officials conducted an investigation into a cyberbullying case.

Or a “I can handle it.” No. That person will continue to harass others as well. And one of them may not be as strong as you. So do it for them and everyone else.

Or a “It’s not that severe.” Yes. It is. People have died because of this. It really is that severe.)

Take action. And make sure the lives of these bullies are truly wrecked.

[system-lgbt]

You guys better fucking reblog this.

Don’t just like it, reblog it. So people know.

[space-breeze]

@i-am-a-fish @what-even-is-thiss @softestvirgil @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[softestvirgil]

Wow. Spread this.

[milkywhoreos]

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

[shiraglassman]

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

[demonladytakkuri]

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

[apocalypse-arising]

This reply made this post 101x better

[karmacharmeleon18]

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

[illness-deactivated20180325]

as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first

[illness-deactivated20180325]

i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from norman bates but do it

[angelbebop]

are malcolm and ainsely just sharing a single braincell and just having it violently bounce between them like hot potato is that why they keep doing all this dumb shit

[trashcanniballecter]

Dani: what this?

Malcolm: What?

Dani: "Malcolm's Fake It 'Til You Make It Happy Bitch™ Mix"?

Malcolm: my morning playlist. Why?

[onlyhereforthefood]

Martin talking to Paul about having to chloroform Malcolm if he ever gets too curious: