Just promise me when all this is over, we can go somewhere with more tropical beaches and less mini vans.
"Just as long as you promise not to freeze the ocean when the cabana boy forgets to bring you an extra towel."
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@freddy-ellis
Just promise me when all this is over, we can go somewhere with more tropical beaches and less mini vans.
"Just as long as you promise not to freeze the ocean when the cabana boy forgets to bring you an extra towel."
No. I guess I’m just not used to staying anywhere too long, especially this small of a town. It’s driving me crazy.
"You'll just adjust, alright? It might not happen over night, but you will. It's all different for me too, so you don't have to go through this alone, Ken."
Can’t we just leave? I don’t like it here anymore.
"What? You do- did something happen?"
I swear to God, if one more person complains about the lack of winter in this town, I will make it blizzard harder than anyone’s ever seen.
"Well I guess that would be better than fire coming out of you when you get this annoyed.... take a walk with me to relax?" "
You don’t give a dog a bone and then take it away, do you? –But okay, I won’t go anywhere either. Even though I really wish we were anywhere but here.
You do if it's bad for the dog's stomach. I know it's not ideal, but it's a good place to lay low for a while. Just look at it that way.
Maybe I will. Maybe I’ll even buy an apron. Maybe I’ll become super good at cooking with my home grown ingredients and I won’t share any of it with you.
Yeah, I can see it now. You choosing our neighbors over me to test out your food. You’d be like the poster mom in those perfect family photos.
You’re really excited about being here, aren’t you?
You think I could bare to live a Freddy-less life? Why do you think I’m attached to your hip?
Hey, you managed to do it for a good chunk of your life. I'm not going anywhere though, okay?
And you’re my first priority. There’s no where we could go that I wouldn’t like if you’re there.
Besides, I think we’ll fit in perfectly here, I think I might even try my hand at gardening.
Don't make me test that theory out, Kenny.
It's a possibility. This could be one of those places we'll end up staying at longer than we usually do anywhere else. Gardening? Next you'll try to say you'll use what you grow to cook for us.
But if something does happen, you need to be your main priority. You can’t save everybody, Freddy. But make sure you save yourself. Because I can’t even imagine how shitty this world would be without a little bit of Freddy Ellis in it.Â
Last time I made myself my first priority, both mine and your parents died Claire. I can't afford to lose what's left of my family. I need you around a lot more than you need me, Claire. It's a fact.
What’s there to talk about? I only started planning my bicentennial a year ago, it’s not like I ever wanted to live to reach 200, right?
And I think now’s the time you get cut off. Nothing is going to happen, okay? I won't let anything happen to you.
I am adjusting well, are you telling me you’re not?
No, it's not that. The food here isn't so bad. Just you and Claire are my first priority. Always will be.
So drink up– seems to calm the nerves. Just a bit, though. It’s not a sure-fire remedy.Â
By this point I should really start questioning your motives on getting me drunk all the time. Wanna talk about it though? Or is this another subject we avoid until the alcohol makes us face it?
Well I’m bored and probably a little nervous, even though I hate to admit it. So I’m sure you can imagine how much I’ve been drinking, dear Freddy.Â
This town should be so lucky to not have a karaoke night tonight. And if you’re nervous about what I think it is, you’re not alone there.
They can’t be that bad.
How long has it been since we’ve been to a place as tiny and cute as this? The people, the white picket fences, the little shops. I love it.
So far I’ve run into all the negative people around town, but hey you know me and my luck..
Yeah, it’s been a while. I’m glad to see you’re adjusting to it quickly.
I don’t know why I’ve heard so much bitching and negative things about this place. It’s really adorable, I like it.
You clearly haven’t met the people here yet.
I take it you’ve settled in nicely?
It started with a whisperrrrrrrr, and that was when I kissed her. And then she made my lips hurttt— oh my… how long have you been standing there? Yep, not embarrassing at all.
Long enough to ask how much you’ve had for the night.
As long as you don’t go on blabbering about your love life…
You can sit. Don’t make me regret it.
It’s kinda impossible to blab about something that’s non existent, but at least I now have an idea as to what’s got you so crabby.