Hivini ooh ni ni

LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT!!

[toghomevideo]

[elsaspants]

this is making me delirious. I want to cry every time I read this

[loversdreamersandyou]

[marsapartment]

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

[audible-smiles]

[homofied]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

[unknown-pear]

babe wake up new dream obama quote just dropped

[guooey]

Stop looking at Instagram for an impossible to get figure and form and start looking at some ancient pottery figurines

[guooey]

ok this one from the tang dynasty is going to make me cry so hard

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

She’s over 1000 years old and I love her

[sixpenceee]

The results from rock tumbling. Source

[rage-steel]

When that blue one comes into focus for a microsecond...

[hannibalgirlpower]

everything about this tiktok has me on the FLOOR

[puckconnolly]

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

[daywatch]

I know this is a funny post but

There are a few major points in Country Music’s history that got the entire genre labeled as ‘annoying’

Post 9/11 nationalism

A term that I couldn’t make up “Bro-Country” which intensifies themes of booze, objectifying women, and partying that were present in past decades but not to such an extent

This is Gospel Music But With an Accent

Now looking at the songs op listed there is

A woman pleading to another woman

A woman wrecking a shitheads life

A guy loving the scenery of where he lived

A song that could easily be mistaken for a number of other genres

But it is easier to say that one hates country while privately enjoying select songs than explain why one doesn’t like the current market oversaturated with our nation’s problems of nationalism, sexism, and so on

[brunhiddensmusings]

see also jhonny cash/willie nelson era songs which were deeply emotional stories often about painful and deep subjects. prison, loss of loved ones, hard labor, facing despair, passion. ‘ghost riders in the sky’ and the like are also deeply satisfying as they bridge more into folklore then ‘murica fuck yeah im sponsored by bud light yall’ another example- ‘midnight in montgomery’ where hank williams junior sings about the ghost of his father

“ … And felt the wind die down, And a drunk man in a cowboy hat, Took me by surprise, Wearin’ shiny boots, a nudie suit, and haunted, haunted eyes, He said: “Friend, it’s good to see you, It’s nice to know you care” Then the wind picked up and he was gone, Was he ever really there? ‘Cause when the wind is right, You’ll hear his song, Smell whisky in the air, Midnight in Montgomery, He’s always singin’ there, “ the reason we ‘hate country’ is because we know its supposed to have FEELING and its infuriatingly absent now

[ultralaser]

70s country - bluegrass traditional

80s country - power ballads

90s country - pop crossover

00s country - white supremacy

[the-poor-decision]

[bevsi]

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

[batmanglijandrobin]

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)

[infected]

The Prado Museum, Madrid, Spain, photo by jhdelassalas

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[portaltwo-deactivated20211121]

Utterly obsessed with this tiktok it perfectly captures the feeling of a sleepover. I was consistently giggling throughout the entire thing as though i was there

[budgiesmuggled-deactivated20210]

this is pure and good and relatable

[shitonshitonthatshit]

Makes my heart flutter

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

And we’ll enjoy it every single time.

[bluehairedspidey]

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

[chaifootsteps]

#this is literally how I talk

[mitski-miyawakis]

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[omegaverse]

i tthink some girl just sent her frozen rp to our 200+ student gc and icant bring myself to open it because im afraid it will flood my system with neurotoxins