Stupidity

I honestly don't know why you people enjoy this shit. (background courtesy of bedupolker)

[fredsite]

fuck this place

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[b-b-e-e-s]

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[silversarcasm]

we need to stop getting at people for having harmless ~cringey~ interests and instead team up to oppress the serial killer fans

[fredsite]

it's been a long time since I was last on Tumblr, but it seems Ted Bundy really united everyone

[mesopelagic]

im a simple gal i see a pygmy animal i lose my Fucking mind

[mesopelagic]

hes too small!!! hes just not big!!

[trickthekick]

“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.”

As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek.

I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch.

It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping.

Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.”

Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me.

Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess?

Wrong. Sort of.

It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”

I cant remember how this faded from being one of my abilities, but it sure was cool while it lasted.

But for a while, Shrek really WAS my life.

[some--drew]

you became the all star

[trickthekick]

Hey now.

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

james charles is just twink ted cruz

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

sorry this is really vague but my proof:

[maa-iingan]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[bagofbirds]

lgbt stands for let’s go to bed

[spacefaring-kissboi]

[cowboyhat]

anyway when I was in high school we had this thing called “freshman transition” where like all the freshmen would get into groups led by upperclassmen every once in a while and they would teach them about like. high school?? lmao anyway towards the end of each year they would have freshman transition mentoring for people who wanted to lead the groups AND ANYWAY there would be applications in folders hanging around but one folder said “freshman transition mentors” except they colored it like this

Freshman

Transition

Mentor

But it was on a manila folder so you could barely read the second half of the words lmao it just said “Fresh Trans Men”

[cowboyhat]

Omfg I went through my phone after I posted this to see if I still had the picture

[asluttybasilofbakerstreet]

“I don’t know where I’m going but I’m gay”

[fredsite]

sorry to anyone who still follows me. my bad

[fredsite]

my social media timelines are all exhausted now. time to leave again

[1gam]

[lovingrot]

*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*

[greystripe]

[manhood]

[doyouandbequiet]