Freebatch is the new Johnlock

A humor/fandoms blog tumblr took away my life (like I had one)

[stayingwoke]

Today in :When you forget to hide your racism News

Australian TV host congratulates a biracial girl for inheriting white skin vs. brown skin.

[stinkstar]

Omfg

[bonjourfrenchwords]

Little reminder: 

🍪 Macaron is a French meringue-based confection. 

😎 Macron is a French president.

🍘 Macaroon is a soft coconut cookie.

[accras]

And Macaroni is a variety of dry pasta traditionally shaped into narrow tubes :-)

[berlynn-wohl]

And Marconi was an electrical engineer known for his pioneering work on long-distance radio transmission!

[iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant]

And Macarena was a dance craze in the 1990s.

[bidonica]

on the other hand, Macramé is a form of textile-making using knotting rather than weaving or knitting.

[seinfeldia]

[awesome-picz]

The Fluffiest Cats In The World.

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

[freebatchisthenewjohnlock]

*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*

me: Nice

[love-personal]

[shalrath]

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

[olderaang-deactivated20130812]

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

[alsohaleyrose]

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

[jadenyucky]

I’m done

[guceubcuesu]

Smelborp for president

[drferox]

[frozenbysabrinaclaudio-deactiva]

[babysza]

So pure

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

[hrdlvckwmn]

200 WPM

[capitulouno]

[seinfeldworld]

[thebootydiaries]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[solonghelena]

Gordon Ramsay retweeted this and I can’t fucking deal with it

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead