LET ME LIVE MY LIFE

I have no idea what I’m doing anymore so please excuse me

[only1600kids]

[lekkerish-deactivated20121128]

[joshpeckofficial-deactivated201]

this is my favorite image on the internet

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[dorkydoods-deactivated20181228]

HAGIBFIAFAFDB IM WHEEZING ON MY BED THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS

[topherchris]

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[loremerchant]

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

Sustained.

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[toopunktofuck]

[folk-punk]

i will Take Him

[luckyfaeth]

[mysharona1987]

[pissvortex]

[airframeextender]

dark google, show me racist dogs

[polychelles]

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[voguebycalder]

some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!