OverHaus

it's RvB Marvel and Overwatch (credit for pfp is to overblotch)

[freelancersandnerdyshit]

[freelancersandnerdyshit]

[trulyvincent]

Albinism is the absence of the pigment melanin which leaves the animal white and makes the eyes red and legs pink.

White ravens have leucism which results in only partial loss of this pigment and their eyes are typically blue. Any animal can have leucism, it’s not exclusive to ravens.

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[futuremoji]

[splendidland]

when i was younger i found it almost impossible to say swear words, it felt like committing the most heinous of sins

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

[jakemorph]

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it

[iamoutofideas]

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

[rennypie]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God

[vialhazard]

me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym 

trainer: this is an out of business hot topic 

[starlitskvader]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

[chadowburn]

x

[shrek2]

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[mysharona1987]

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

[lollydrag0n]

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

[isolinde-deactivated20150910]

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

[mysharona1987]

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

[solangeloandotheradorablethings]

are you trying to say that rats need lingerie to be sexy?

[im-extremely-scottish]

Are you trying to say rats exist?

[solangeloandotheradorablethings]

RATS 👏 DON’T 👏 EXIST 

[you-arelove]

[spcrash]

It didn’t even last a year. That’s ridiculous.

[kc-meets-dc]

Goddammit, DC….

[freelancersandnerdyshit]

I mean this was obvious from the start. People don’t like these subscription model things and with this being a very niche thing it was destined to fail maybe if all this stuff was the super hero section of a wb streaming service it would have worked

[spcrash]

This is exactly what I was thinking. How could DC Universe possibly compete with something like Disney+, which not only has Disney content but Marvel and Star Wars also? It’s even a dollar cheaper a month.

[freelancersandnerdyshit]

Not just marvel and star wars but all Disney so it's not just for people interested in nerdy stuff it'll have things for everyone so it's much less niche

[croquis]

Totally normal

[spcrash]

It didn’t even last a year. That’s ridiculous.

[kc-meets-dc]

Goddammit, DC….

[freelancersandnerdyshit]

I mean this was obvious from the start. People don't like these subscription model things and with this being a very niche thing it was destined to fail maybe if all this stuff was the super hero section of a wb streaming service it would have worked