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Fic Masterlist

Growing list. I've taken an accidental years long hiatus from writing, so bear with me. Under construction or w/e.

AO3 at freesidexjunkie. Most places at freesidexjunkie or some variant tbh.

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lemonbalmgirl

@friend-crow

#mc and mephie be like

toriaelise

i’m a pervert but a sweet one

asorceresswrites

#I just got the baby to sleep #im very sleep deprived #and seeing this post almost made me laugh loud enough to wake him back up #10/10 post glad I saw it would see again

my husband just walked in on me reading the canterbury tales (Middle English version) to our three week old as a bedtime story

which would've been fine if I hadn't stopped and looked at him like I'd been caught teaching him how to commit arson instead

I would like to announce that I have finally accomplished my goal

#baldurs gate 3

me placing my order: can i get the pepperoni pizussy please

waiter: for the last time it's called a calzone

#hi sorry just dropping in #to leave you with a cursed thought after a few months

thank you caleb loveanddeepspace for helping me break a little bit through my writers block

besties we are getting there

#bg3 tav #erys my beloved chaos gremlin #she got a good heart but she is chaos incarnate #just like my homie neera #wild mage gang

redlipstickresurrected

Léo Forest Leo Forest (b. 1985, based Paris, France) - Chat, 2023, Drawings: Pencil, Charcoal, Pastel on Paper

audryt

This is the most perfect depicition of a cat debate I've ever seen.

stevenjgarza

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

vellatrelle

Who would’ve guessed our colonel is a memelord

#my precious baby boy they made him in a lab just to poison my mind specifically

ayeforscotland

As we see a barrage of evil executive orders come in, they are not immediately enforceable and will takes months or years to implement.

That’s still not great, but don’t let these pile up to the point of hopelessness. Take a breath, and look community leaders who will fight it every step of the way.

everentropy

Reminder that when Trump was in office before a LOT of his orders got overturned or held up in lower courts for long enough that they became irrelevant. It also does not mean they WILL be enforced. Stand with your community where you can. The fight is not over. Do not obey in advance.

ayeforscotland

Last sentence above is the most important. Tyranny requires people to shut up and fall in line. Do not obey in advance.

sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.