Real Clown Shit

18•Bi-sexual•currently on a Sam Wilson and Broccoli Bonks fix•I kinda roast people I love and respect so don’t mind• also don’t mind my corny humor• trying to write but being a lazy coward bout it • 🎉💗💗💗

[chrissongzzz]

[chinkylee]

Lmfaooooooooooooooo

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

A series of unfortunate events

[elbeeaz]

[noquitter-deactivated20231102]

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

[asterixa1313-deactivated2018111]

Always reblog

[testicleexplosiongirl]

Sks support this idea or unfollow me i dont give 3 shits if i loose yall as followers, fuck off if you dont support this

[tech--romancer]

Reblog this

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

A person who can befriend people of any political ideology is someone to avoid.

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

And they’re so smug about it too. That just means you stand for nothing. That’s nothing to be proud of.

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

all the people in the notes saying “wahh if i can befriend people of any ideology i’m just OPEN MINDED and op lives in an ECHO CHAMBER and POLITICS AREN’T EVERYTHING UWU” don’t understand that “politics” isn’t just some ~opinion~ people have. politics deeply affects the lives of a lot of people. conservatives don’t just have a “different political opinion”, they literally believe that poor people don’t deserve financial help, that people shouldn’t be able to access safe abortions, that lgbt people shouldn’t have protections, that immigrants don’t deserve basic human rights, that racism is excusable as long as they get taxed less. politics are not an opinion, for privileged people they are a very clear window into how they view the marginalized. their “opinions” can mean death for people.

so yeah, if you can befriend people who think that poc, lgbt people, women, disabled people, or poor people deserve less rights… you’re a spineless coward who stands for nothing.

[xgosiamx]

[jheselbraum]

People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities

[tetriminoe]

It didn't occur to me some people may not know this WIC is DEMONSTRABLY restrictive, especially compared to snap. WIC checks are for specific things only please please do not take what little they can get.

[nelfs]

i will say that this coronavirus scare has definitely revealed that minimum-wage service workers are absolutely instrumental for society to function… all the hoity-toity business meetings can be cancelled, the NBA can be cancelled, public schools and colleges can be cancelled, government meetings can be cancelled, but the checkout line at the grocery store can’t be cancelled… in a perfect world i’d hope that this was a bellwether for better treatment of workers like me but i know we’ll just continue to get paid min wage with no rewards or thank-yous from the world during this time lolololol

[mindyourownmadness]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[stay-off-the-hook]

くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡

Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh why was Ginuwine so extra, in ded rn lmao

[atasteoflee]

BIIIITTTTTCCCHHH I AM SCREEEAAMIINNGGGG LMFAO I CANT MAKE IT PAST 0:36

[wronglynamedbonnie]

BRUUHHHH just extra as tf

[justcariii]

Wooooooowwwww extra af goals

[mrloveballad]

this how extra i aspire to be lmfao

[g-meister]

[alongsoberingthought]

the swerve of the fucking century

[spideyjlaw]

The fact that Anthony Mackie builds affordable houses (himself) in his hometown of New Orleans during his free time for families to be able to afford affordable housing wow I love you Captain America

[tableturret]

“Today,” he says. “I will marry them all.”

-Lord Shaxx, The Vow lore entry on Ishtar Collective

Much belated painting of Shaxx, inspired and started during the Destiny 2 Crimson Days 2019 event…decided to revisit it after much encouragement by my clan. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did painting it xD

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

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Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

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Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[darkskyn-blog]

Who makes fun of Light Skin people: Darkskin people, but rarely, and from a place of anger and sadness, that lightskin people do not use their privilege to help, or admit to their privilege Who makes fun of darkskin people: Everybody. Every age group, every gender, every demographic, every city, every state, every continent, every class, everybody. Including dark skin people.

[justrynachilll]

This.

[kimreesesdaughter]

I never hit reblog so fast in my entire life. 

[dynastylnoire]

@ the light skin girl in my messages decrying the crimes against the light skinned

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

This is such a perfect way of expressing the situation as it truly is

[kosmocrator]

Happy Birthday Trayvon Martin

Rest in Power

February 5, 1995 - February 26, 2012