Alohomora ϟ

[peasantbarbie]

I’ve been looking for this for far too long

[aphiordie]

This is beautiful

[bloganddice-deactivated20190518]

This. This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously.

[intertwined-and-overrun]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED

[matthewgaydos]

“Sex is like boxing, if both people didn’t fully agree to participate, one of them is committing a crime”

[pieceofchocolate]

Guys. I just realized something.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

In this scene in DH part II, Harry, Ron and Hermione are just running around doing shit. Until now, I thought it was rather pointless and that they just took it in the movie to add some action. 

But then.

I REALIZED SOMETHING.

Okay, in this order, it happens.

First, a giant, ugly creature tries to kill them with a large weapon. They hide behind a pipe.

Second, there are spiders. Loads of ‘em.

Third, there is a werewolf.

Then, there are dementors.

In that particular order.

Still don’t get it? We’ll take it again.

FIRST, A GIANT, UGLY CREATURE TRYING TO KILL THEM WITH A LARGE WEAPON AND THEY HIDE BEHIND A PIPE.

SECOND, THERE ARE SPIDERS. LOADS OF THEM.

THIRD, THERE IS A WEREWOLF.

THEN, THERE ARE DEMENTORS.

THIS SCENE IS A PIECE OF ART AND IT IS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE ALREADY BATTLED AND NOW THEY DO IT AGAIN IN A SECOND WITH A SMALL SPELL AND IT SHOWS HOW MUCH THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH AND HOW MUCH THEY HAVE GROWN.

thank you and goodnight

[ifmenwerebooks]

Then the Order of the Phoenix appears, and then they get to the Half-Blood Prince.

This is one of the best HP insights I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot.

[cecil-s-flux]

Gay marriage was legalized in the United States the way you fall in love: slowly, and then all at once.

John Green, probably (via cecil-s-flux)

[papertownsmovie]

Virginia is for lovers of  Paper Towns! Favorite and reblog to vote for your state and the ‘Get Lost Get Found’ tour could be coming to you. One note = one vote!

[rippergiles]

Brotherly love.

[stives]

April showers bring radiant skin. #LiveRadiantly

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

I never got to see John Green’s cameo in Fault in Our Stars so I went to watch it on youtube and-

This is honestly the best I wish this happened.

[frekyer]

I'm pretty sure you get a bufriedo...

[fishingboatproceeds]

How do you know exactly what teen girls want to read when you write your books that are about one step above truck stop romance novels?

It’s perfectly okay to dislike my books, but don’t disrespect teen girls. It’s so tired. It’s so easy. And it’s so unfair.

Teen girls are pushing culture toward openness and fairness. Teen girls are making the art and music and fanfiction that has reshaped contemporary media and art. You know who donated most of the $1,400,000 raised by this year’s Project for Awesome? Teen girls. You know who were the first supporters and collaborators for online video projects from Lonelygirl15 to Brotherhood 2.0 to Five Awesome Girls? Teen girls.

This whole teen-girls-are-stupid-and-vapid shit is just so played out. Teen girls are human beings. They are not inferior to other human beings. Their lives and contributions are as interesting and as complicated and as meaningful as anyone else’s. 

[heathens-and-kings]

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

[hanklerfishcomic]

video

[saltwaterandroses]

Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, dates on Saturday nights, little black box that held expensive things, and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations, and the perfect story. But now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s not like that at all. See because true love for me is ugly snapchats, and peeing while you’re on the phone. True love is kissing at 6 AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It’s saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It’s sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It’s late hours of the night when it’s been a long day and it’s no make up and bad hair. It’s tears from laughter, it’s tears from sadness and it’s nothing like any storybook you’ve ever read. It’s never running out of things to talk about, and it’s being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching The Titanic though you swore you never would. It’s getting mad over stupid things. It’s “you’re an idiot,” and “you’re a little shit” and knowing you’re so lucky to hear those every day. It’s spilling your feelings at 4 AM when you should be asleep. It’s that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It’s the worst story you could imagine, but thank God it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard. I like my definition better anyways.

Another Piece About You (via brennanat)

[silly-luv]

[medallionmediagroup]

[frekyer]

medallionmediagroup:

literary christmas vol. II

[papertownsy]

John and Sarah’s peanut butter and jelly with banana eyes kiss for the P4A 

[fishingboatproceeds]

Ah, the things we do for love—and charity. With matching donations, the Project for Awesome has already raised almost $600,000 for Save the Children and Partners in Health. You can join in and get great perks by donating at the p4a indiegogo.

[fishingboatproceeds]

hi No one give a shit about u any more

Hi back!

I think you are being really unfair to the letter u. It is a nice letter, and I would argue an indispensable one. Without u, we wouldn’t have music or justice. U matters! U will always matter.