The old farmer hired you to investigate strange activity in his fields. You were ready for crop circles, sliced up cows, the usual. You weren’t ready to be ambushed by an injured alien.
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The old farmer hired you to investigate strange activity in his fields. You were ready for crop circles, sliced up cows, the usual. You weren’t ready to be ambushed by an injured alien.
(Admittedly not dialogue but I was told by a mod here it’s okay to submit)
We all know about the “distant figure aliens who know nothing about humans” trope that’s probably overplayed by this point
What if there were aliens who are obsessed with Earth, whether they completely understand it or not? Some examples:
-Aliens who like human names more than their own
-Aliens who blare human music, even if they don’t understand the language (bonus round: the songs are explicit but they don’t know that)
-On the flip side, aliens studying Earth languages to also do things like read human books and toss in random Earth words while talking with other fellow Earth lovers, it makes them look smart (bonus round: the words are in various different languages and their speech is jumbled as a result)
-Aliens who know more human memes than some humans
Cultural appropriation could be a theme if they don’t avoid it
"Humans confusing Aliens" prompts because they give me life okay
"Cereal or Milk First", "Is Pineapple Ok on Pizza", "Can You Eat Sushi Without Chopsticks", just humans having any food debate. The aliens are like "pfft that's silly" until they find themselves arguing about the "proper" way to consume [alien dish]. The humans can't help but laugh.
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If aliens consider the importance of a language by its number of native speakers, then alien-human translators will most likely be...
*Ya'hrzb turns on translator and speaks Rrakqot to their crewmate Carlos* "早上好,卡洛斯!" "¿qué dijiste?" "什么? 我不明白" "¿eh?" "😐" "🤨" *speaking in Galactic Common Language* "I thought you speak Human!" "Uhm, humans speak over 7 thousand languages... and I barely know a couple of them..." "y'all WHAT?!?"
(Sorry, I just really like linguistics. yeah, I used g00gle translator. Sorry again.)
Martial arts? Some humans are capable of kicking ass without claws, fangs, venom or artificial weapons? And they do it while dancing gracefully???
Magic tricks and shows. That's such a specific form of entertainment I doubt other sentient species may have it.
"Dino-sawrs? Why do you put their skeletons on display? What's the point?" "Science, basically. We like to know what lived on our planet before us." "Before? So these are not hunting troph- Wait, you're telling me you were not the first species to dominate your planet?" "no? Why, were you?" "UHM, YES???" "wHAT"
"Claire give me the red [thing] please" "Uhm, which one is it?" "The... red one?" "I'm colorblind, Šphuk. I can't know which one is the red one." "You're color what?"
Let's imagine an alien whose race doesn't have the concept of domesticated animals, okay? Perhaps the fauna on their planet is just too aggressive to tame, so they see every animal they meet as a potentially mortal threat- because that's literally how it works on their home planet. Then, one day, a human brings their pet on the spaceship. (Bonus point if said pet is a service animal)
and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.
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Celebrate the end of 2023 by demanding for a ceasefire, and by being a voice to Palestinians and the Palestinian cause…
Hopefully in 2024, we are one year closer to liberation 🇵🇸
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don’t stop talking about the entirety of Palestine.
Even though around 200 detainees were released from Israeli military prisons in this truce, the Israeli forces has detained an estimated number of 116 individuals in the West Bank, plus a number of female detainees from Palestinian Occupied Territories (now named israel) who were detained for their online posts that show solidarity with their fellow Palestinians who are under live bombardment.
Each and every Palestinian is still facing a form of ethnic cleansing, discrimination and oppression by the Israeli government, wether they’re Palestinians living in Gaza, the West Bank, or are Palestinians who were forcibly given an Israeli citizenship and are living in Occupied land which is now called “Israel”.
The suffering of Palestinians will never end, until this genocidal occupation ends.
A ceasefire, a truce, peace with the occupier, a two-state solution… all of these will not end our suffering, and all of these are not a solution, they never were and they never will be a solution. Because they won’t give us our land back, they won’t compensate the years of our lives stolen by this occupation, and they will not bring back all the martyrs who were brutally murdered and slaughtered by this blood hungry regime.
So please don’t stop talking about Palestine 🇵🇸
Stay safe & healthy,
have a nice day/night
and Free Palestine…
a four day pause is not a ceasefire.
keep demanding for a real change, a ceasefire, and a complete end to the occupation.
because the people of the world…
us,
we have strengths within us that we never knew could lead to a true change but the rage we showed against the Israeli apartheid regime led & is leading to changes in the ways countries are viewing this illegal state…
so please don’t stop and keep standing for Palestine, and hopefully, one day, we will all get to see a free and independent Palestine.
This week’s episode of My new boss is goofy was the cutest thing ever 🥺
Having to wait until December 6 for TGCF’s next episode
the men and boys are innocent too.
we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.
I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.
I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.
I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.
I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.
the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.
Hundreds of thousands of people came out today in London to March for a Free Palestine. Hundreds of thousands of people disagreeing with the current government stance on the war. Don’t let the media fool you, people in the UK stand with Palestine.
Massive fuck you to everyone who is talking about Palestinians as if we’re already all dead and sharing more solidarity with our corpses than us living. “We will never forget the beautiful Palestinian people-“ how about you stop “making peace” with Palestinian extermination. My people are not going to be forgotten because we are going to live. Palestinians have already survived one genocide and have been surviving one ever since.
Do not ever let the idea that all Palestinians are going to die exist in your mind. Mourn the dead, fight like hell for the living.
I swear we will never forget how the slow death of these babies was literally being televised.
The whole world knows now that these babies have had their oxygen cut off from them by israel and the whole world knows that the hospital they are in is being bombarded by israel and the whole world knows that the families of these babies were being held hostages at gunpoint by israel inside the Al Shifa hospital.
The whole world also knows three of these babies have died already as the NICU shuts down.
Those who are silent about Israel's atrocities have made a deliberate choice to go down in history as the most shameless cowards. This is a very avoidable tragedy that you have chosen to maintain with your silence.
names not numbers
The Palestinian Ministry of Health released a report on Thursday, including the names of more than seven thousand Palestinians who were martyred in the Israeli bombing of the Gaza Strip.
Red color highlights 0-4 years old age group
Green color highlights age group 5-17
White color highlights the age group between 18 and 59 years old
Gray color highlights the age group over 60
These are not just names, but people killed in the midst of a brutal war. Remember their names.
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