Someone is Making French Toast

Videogames are cool. So are animals. I also really like Kpop and Asian dramas. And stupid relatable posts.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[viewfromthevault]

Do y’all ever think that after the Reaper war Shepard experiences those weird existential interactions that Tony Hawk has with people?

[thatgirlmustbeawesome]

What’s so bad about periods

[linzerfish]

At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”

[homolesbians]

[cana--merula]

You also lose iron during menstruation. I actually passed out because of that yesterday.

Also shout out to all trans, gender-fluid or genderless people with menstruation out there! Periods don’t make you female. Only you define your gender!

[ineffectualdemon]

Actually there is a good chance that is not the lack of iron making you pass out but instead drops on blood pressure!

I found this out recently. I’ve always been told my fainting/dizzy spells during my period were iron related but I did some research and because I have a history of low blood pressure and fainting related to it (in times of a restricted diet and pregnancy) it’s far more likely that’s the reason I’m fainting

A lot of other AFAB people report the same

[likestoimagine16]

I ended up in the hospital due to severe blood loss and needed transfusions to recover

Not to mention the dip in your immune system when you lose that much blood, just because of all the white blood cells pouring out along with the rest of it. 

Or the fact that a lot of the painful/severe symptoms associated with periods are actually due to medical problems that need to be addressed, but people don’t know this because no one wants to talk about it and associate most of the symptoms with a fictional version of PMS

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

[metallic-archaea]

[loveoverdosing]

schoolwork, friends n family: hello?? focUS ON ME PLS

me, playing a variety of farming sims to cure my winter sadness: y’all hear smth-

[sappling]

anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[suburbanjustice]

Posts that hit different spring 2020

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aaaaaah is screaming, Ahhhhhh is understanding.

[cactuarkitty]

Announcing the forth annual Mass Effect Relationships week from June 1st to June 7th.

This is a chance for us to show some love to all the different relationships within the original Mass Effect trilogy AND Mass Effect Andromeda. Be it romantic, familial, friends, pets (like the space hamster, fish, and pyjacks), bromances, besties, acquaintances, frenimies, enemies, mentors, etc.

Rules:

Everyone is free to contribute.

You can post whatever you want. Such as fanart, gif sets, edits, fanfics, head canons, general discussions, etc.

No ship wars or racist/incestuous/sexist/lgbtq-phobic content.

Please tag mature content with nsfw, and any possible triggers with the relevant tags.

Use the tag: #merweek2020.

Please put this tag as your first tag so I don’t miss it. You can also tag/mention me in your posts if you’re worried I won’t see them.

Any questions, feel free to send me an ask. I’m looking forward to seeing everyones contributions. It’s going to be so much fun! 😃

MERweek 2020 Fanfic and Fanart Prompts  ( made by me this year 😎)

Note: These are suggestions to get you started. You can write or draw whatever your heart desires, as long as it stays within the rules. Also you can use these for edits and gifs too if you want 😊 Day 1: first impressions. Describe or draw the first time they met. How did they meet? What was their first impression? Was it negative, neutral, or positive, and did it stay the same? Day 2: hobbies. Describe or draw their favourite mutual hobbies. What activities do they like to do together? Maybe they are learning new things for the first time? Or one person is teaching the other something they enjoy. Day 3: mass effect + andromeda AU. Describe or draw a moment the two universes collided. Shepard and the Ryder twins could be half siblings or cousins. Characters from both could be related somehow or friends. Maybe even The Illusive Man and Alec Ryder used to be friends and now hate each other. The sky’s the limit! Day 4: we are family. Describe or draw a familiar moment. Are they close, or estranged? Are they blood relatives, or family found with friends? Day 5: emotional moments. Describe or draw a time when one was emotional, whether it be pain or joy. How they handled a death of a loved one. A reunion with someone that they hadn’t seen in a long time. Something that was touching but in a joyful way. Day 6: disagreements. Describe or draw a tense moment. Did they ever disagree about something, or have a huge fight? How did they resolve it? Are they enemies now? Or were they enemies to start with? Day 7: celebrate good times, come on! Describe or draw a moment of celebration. Whether it be a birthday, valentines day, christmas party, anniversary, or any day that is special to them. It could even be a day you created.

[ginger-ale-official]

‪If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”‬

[niedopalek]

“i get my energy from social interaction” “i get my energy from being alone” i get MYenergy from my Sacred Amulet.

[raven-reconciling]

He said y’all can shove it with your unhealthy fitness routines to make male heroes look unrealistically buff. Honestly? King 👑

[upandoutcomic]

Burgled

[profoak-deactivated20140217]

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

[owlcitee-deactivated20140929]

[fatherwayy]

oh

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you hired a hit man on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life depends on who’s better at their job.

[thegreatgoddessnamedbees]

Plot twist, the hit man and the body gaurd fall in love.

[plaguethewaters]

Writing prompt my guys

[collectiveheadsofknuckle]

I imagine the client is just someone trying to get the two of them together the only way he knows they’ll cross paths.

[swingsetindecember]

hitman and bodyguard are then concerned that their employer needs a hug

[just-shower-thoughts]

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

[squided]

and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse

[geeneelee]

I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.

[lightbenderlin]

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

[bye-bye-next-deactivated2022031]

South Korea is seriously protection goals. No wonder they have so low amount of infections.