Mouthwasher

french youtuber, professionnal yapper pfp:@im-xzikill

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

[cherryysocks]

...forgive me, Grace.

[frenchfrog]

I want to curse my rapist, unfortunately I know very little about witchcraft, would some of you woke and feminist witches be willing to give me some curses and hexes ideas ?

[goomyloid]

even on the moon

[sabertoothwalrus]

the past few months @tizzymcwizzy and I have been writing a fic (still not finished) where Phoenix wakes up to find that he's switched places with himself from 13 years prior. age gap narumitsu galore!

[minart-was-taken]

POV: You're the defense attorney and the prosecution just pulled this move

[ameraine]

my { fragile } god, my universe ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

[im-xzikill]

Which smile is the best?

[sibmakesart]

Can i offer you a man that's been married for 20 years finally falling in love with his wife and having years of assholery and neglect to atone for ? No ? Well here it is anyway

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: found footage

[toskarin]

jerry: I've just been thinking, once there's nothing left that's been spared my blade, wouldn't I be god?

george: no life?

jerry, gesticulating: nothing under heaven or above earth. all things equal.

[jerry turns to face the palace but freezes in his step]

jerry: hey uh... you're in my way.

kramer, slowly walking down the palace stairs: oh no, I can't let you do that, jerry. if this would truly be your way...

[kramer draws his sword]

kramer: then know that your way ends here.

[kiinther]

“Don’t drink the water” tf you want me to do then drink mercury? now move im getting my beautiful delicious infected tap water mmm yum yum yum yum slurgpb shlororro slurp slurp shlclurrrrp glugugluluglug glug glug glulug mmmmmmmm brain wormies mmmm

[fathermulcahyofficial]

And we’re correct

[khanumshahrzad]

Good morning sluts time to sin

[stackthedeck]

Seeing spider verse with my little sister

[stackthedeck]

Life is worth living holy shit

[jonmoxleys]

[thickness-protection-program]

[transrubato]

hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

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