Nately's Whore's Kid Sister

There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story.

[bearly-dressed]

I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.

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[hashtagparksandrec]

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Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[thekwikemart]

[sesamestreet]

Did you know that this year there will be a super special team competing at the Olympics? Our friend Grover is here to tell you all about Team Refugees! We’re cheering for you all!

[cute-overload]

[beatonna]

We’ll get back to Mary Anning later. 

Is Kelis’ milkshake song a gift to humanity, or what?

[pattkelley]

I’m dead…

[micdotcom]

Trevor Noah made these comments hours before the shooting in Dallas, but in light of the events, it has become even more relevant. 

[mondobrains]

[macbethheadband]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia + hostile_goose tweets

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s a shame how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels

[just-shower-thoughts]

My body is like a temple. Well, more like a Catholic church. Full of wine and bread.

[never-looking-backwards-deactiv]

and guilt

[dollymixedupgirl-deactivated201]

And images of beautiful crying people and half naked men suffering

[frequentlyuncommon]

everytime i see a dog in the street

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[ghostsandgoblins]

[donnajosh]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lovefortv]