Bra jobbat Puppy! Men än är du inte hemma!

I like stuff, things, objects and matter

[screenshotsofdespair]

[dogpuppy]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Who made the biggest sword ever?

"Biggest" can mean a few things:

The heaviest sword of all time is the 468lb "Le Glaive Chungeuse" of King Louis LXIX, so heavy nobody could wield it.

The longest sword ever made was the Gobai-nodachi, or "quintuple length longsword" forged by Masayoshi Johnson for a ceremony said to have resulted in the deaths of everyone present.

The thickest sword, three feet thick but only six inches long, was the Hungarian Chodesaber, which was used mostly for flattening dough.

The widest sword is currently the Grand Coronation Stub of King Charles, ruler of England as of March 2024. Shaped like a shallow isosceles triangle, its tip is almost 165 degrees.

The most expensive sword ever forged was the Diamond Sprinklesword of Muffy von Fitzwiggle-Plumnugget, which a rich Californian gave to his chihuahua for its third birthday. It could have paid to feed 30 billion people for five lifetimes.

The "biggest" sword in terms of fame and notoriety is the Sword of Damocles, which metaphorically hangs over the head of those with power as a reminder to be responsible lest they grow greedy or despotic. It has not been seen since around November of 2016.

Though not "big" per se, the sharpest sword of all time is currently being constructed at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, and will be exactly one hydrogen ion thick at its point. It will be used exclusively to get the gunk out from the fingernails of the intern who is forging it. And God knows Harold needs it, just look at them on his facebook they're fucking disgusting.

[konoko]

[svenskjavel]

AI-skräpet som dödar internet

En flod av musik, böcker, videor och bilder som är AI-genererade väller varje sekund ut på internet. Allt skapat av automatiska bottar. Håll

Tycker de kunde varit hårdare men skönt att de äntligen börjar problematisera det mer. Allmänheten har varit så frånvänd från de negativa konsekvenserna. Skönt att det äntligen kommer mer och mer till ytan.

[woohoohotline]

ts2 premades as memes (part 1)

[internalscreeching]

Svenskar/svenska-talare. Plz. Kan jag få lite tips här. Jag jobbar på bibliotek o varända gång någon säger 'tack för hjälpen' defaultar jag till 'inga problem'. Har nån något annat bra alternativ till respons? Jag känner mig som en NPC

[svenskjavel]

”Kul att hjälpa till” eller ”Kul att vara till hjälp”

”Det var så lite så”

”Hoppas du tycker om boken”

”Tack för intresset” <- denna är lite sådär. Funkar inom vissa sorters sammanhang

Om du själv lärde dig något när du sökte upp information kan du tacka tillbaka för att du lärde dig något

[susandsnell]

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

[susandsnell]

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

[susandsnell]

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

[depsidase]

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Muted that subreddit! Clever comeback!🎵

[celestial-spike]

JUST CONFIRMED THIS MYTH I HEARD ABOUT HIM HAVING SPECIAL DIALOGUE IF YOU EAT HIS COOKIES RIGHT AFTER HE GIVES YOU THEM? i am sobbing

[celestial-spike]

THE SAGA CONTINUES. JUST TESTED IF HE HAS DIALOGUE IF YOU EAT THE COOKIES. AND HE DOES. ANDIM LIKE PUKING WHILE TYPING THSI

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[helpeverythingiscats]

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

[kittybroker]

Real mackerel GAMER now going for only 200g!

[daily-op-ed]

Bokurano (Gonzo, 2007)

Uninstall - Chiaki Ishikawa (Opening 1) Hiroyuki Morita (Storyboard, Director)

requested by @good-wine-and-cheese

[junodoom]

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

[horns4handles-deactivated202607]

[onedivinemisfit]

👆

[blackeraser]

I like Balor way more than I thought!

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

HAHAHAHA JAG FICK UPP KLIPP FRÅN EN SVT-SERIE SOM HETER ”TJEJERNA GÖR UPPROR” FRÅN 1977 OCH JAG SKRATTADE SOM FAN ÅT DETTA KLIPP

Måste se denna serie asså.

[pangur-and-grim]

HUGE isopod party on the apple slice today

[pangur-and-grim]

oh.......they ate all the leaves off my nerve plants. can a plant survive as a stem-based being?