SPARKLING CITRUS FLAVORED CHURCH

Independent Alistair Adana from The Boys probably. I know literally nothing about this character but it's Goran and he's a cult leader so you know I'm going to be on that shit. Theoretically wrangled by Occam.

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+ || RULES

hi, this is a temporary post until i get off my ass and make an actual rules and about page.

this is a sideblog of @ncsism, and if you want me to follow you back you have to follow me there too. i will work with non-mutuals, but i just want to say that if you don’t fuck with the fact that i write kilgrave then we probably can’t hang. sorry.

i don’t write or interact with anyone under 20. don’t lie to me about being over 18 if you aren’t, i will find out and you will be out on your ass immediately.

i am an adult with a full time job currently dealing with a lot of irl shit, i don’t have time to be doing rp shit all the time. if you want to write you can politely nudge me, but if you start messaging me every day asking me to write i am just going to get annoyed (unless you’re liz. liz can harass me for replies whenever she wants.)

i am rarely considered “active” on my rp blogs, so if that bothers you i recommend you look elsewhere because i’ve been this way for a long long time and i’m not gonna change.

i don’t fuck with antis, MAPs, or people who spread baseless callouts. if someone hurts actual real life people (or is attracted to actual real life minors) i want to know because that’s not “drama,” but if you don’t like what someone writes or you had a falling out with someone over something dumb and you want to throw a hissy fit about it please go away.

i don’t want to write with stormfront or any other nazi/otherwise explicitly racist characters.

don’t fucking discourse at me, especially about writing sexual assault in fictional contexts. i will slap you with my survivor card (or just block you.) i write a rapist and lbr i’ll probably have alistair get up to some fucky shit, so if you have a problem with that move along.

that said, if we’re gonna write something fucky i want to discuss it thoroughly with you ooc beforehand. i will never throw something like violence (physical, sexual, or emotional) into a thread without talking to you first. please extend me the same courtesy.

i tag everything. i tag most common triggers that i know of, but if you have something specific you need tagged just lmk and i’ll tag that too. i keep anon on for this reason.

i strongly prefer plotted threads that are 1-3 paragraphs long, and i just don’t really do one-liners.

i may use icons once in a blue moon, but tbh picking icons for replies stresses me out so it’ll be very rare.

i’m occam, i’m an adult man. he/him pronouns. i promise i’m nice.

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Currently enjoying a nice refreshing fresca

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true, this is the gif i relate to the absolute most in the whole world.

@ylwsbmrn​

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+ || CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

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@abittangledup has come to commune, whether she knows it or not. He looks up as she enters, offering a smile framed with neatly trimmed dark hair and something gleaming in his eyes that looks like a secret. He stands, correcting his deep blue suit with a brush of his unadorned hand before he offers it to her in a welcoming gesture. “Ah, welcome. It is a pleasure to have you visit,” he says as if this is normal, as if it has been done in any way other than surreptitiously. “I am Alistair Adana.” A moniker given to him, but by whom? “Shall I call you Miss Mimeo, or do you prefer something else?”