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She/Her. Washed Up Writer. Asshole.

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[dankmemeuniversity]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[duncte123]

Not in a million years would I have ever thought of this

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[fresh-princess-is-here]

[leveledupmindset]

🫶🏽

[cyberxbattalion]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Unique coat colors on cats 🖤

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[vasselheims-archive]

HEY BENI

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!

[vasselheims-archive]

HEY O’CONNELL

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I’VE GOT ALL THE HORSES!

[meowsfeed]

Source: merletails

[4rtnth]

"say whatever u want about satoru but if a child handed him a fake phone he would answer it" ☎️🎶

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse

Yes and be fine

Emotionally and mentally I’d be okay

Physically I’d be okay

No

Straight up, I’d kill myself

Bald/nuance

Results

Voting ended onJul 13, 2024

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Can’t say I didn’t expect that I guess

[omegaversereloaded]

[apparently-artless]

[chillyfeetsteak]

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

[littlekittenamy]

My best alucard yet 🦇