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Jordan. 29. He/Him. Pansexual. Canada. I like science fiction, RPGS, horror, anime, cats, etc.

[headspace-hotel]

The whole “how the hell does this predatory creature get enough sustenance” thing that plagues fantasy and sci-fi occasionally gets so absurd it loops around into being funny, like the scene in Star Wars when the Millenium Falcon is flying through an asteroid field and gets swallowed by a worm.

I could complain about that, but I could also conclude that the supply of reckless space pilots flying into asteroid fields has been consistent enough for the past few million years for animals to evolve to prey upon them.

[headspace-hotel]

Who knows. Maybe there are enough adventuring parties roaming about the Forest of Doom to increase the available biomass at their trophic level in order to sustain tertiary consumers like giant spiderwolves...

[headspace-hotel]

“You’re going into the Catacombs? No one survives the Catacombs! Many an adventurer has tried!”

“Uh, how many have tried?”

“Enough to form an entire ecological niche for species specialized to prey upon them!”

“Oh. That, uhh, that is a lot.”

“Right? It’s pretty fascinating actually. I’m writing my thesis on it right now.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[plutorising]

A gnome and his rabbit friend waiting for nightfall, by Rien Poortvliet.

[yingxtkm]

Some FFXV content for a change, I had to draw this meme out because it was so funny in XV context. Enjoy 😌

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[hanavesinauttija]

[locale-bastard]

hell yeah. 

[animentality]

[magixta]

lit as fuck

[memewhore]

[clunsebungis]

no conversation about Threads is complete without mentioning it's literally banned in the EU for violating data laws

[imp]

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

[hellsite-yano]

having strict parents will do that to you

[tdwhisperer]

Having autism will do that

[probably-lucifer]

Having ADHD will do that to you

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

Being LGBT will do that to you

[hero-in-high-tops]

[creepymutelilbugger]

logging onto tumblr and greeting my followers with a barrage of reblogs & shitposts everyday like

[hymnism]

help me

[kennylogins]

[undeadentropy]

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[vaporeonlover2]

[natingtoncat]

But why tho

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Sure I’ll incorporate that into my worldview

[magixta]

This is how my corporate overlords talk to me :3

[unclefather]

[cryptid-weregoat]

His ad