FreshEx shit

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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Sass

MW: Shut up and text me.

AT: Rude.

MW: I don't know what you said but awesome. 

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Huntsman

AL: Why would you live in a $200,000 house when you can live in a $140M building?

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We read good

AT: *Standing outside Ramen Bar* Is this Tampopo?

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How does one kill a cactus?

JW: We should get a FreshEx pet cactus!

JZ: My sister had a cactus once...she killed it.

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So much for so little

JW: How much are girl shorts?

HB: $30?

JW: You pay so much for so little!

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Hispanically

AT: JJJJVVVVVV!!!!!

ME: You've never said his name that hispanically before!

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Love

AT: You can't put a price on happiness

AT: You can't put a price on 12th floor joy. 

*A message from our founders

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The Blog

NZ: Yeah.

NZ: Wait... no...

NZ: Yeah.

SS: That should go on the blog!

...

NZ: Wait... what blog?

MW: Ok NOW it's going on the blog.

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Home wrecker

SS: Isn't she your roommate?

JZ: Yeah but she's weird! I don't like her when she's weird.

AT: *walks in*

:(

*walk out of room slowly*

JZ: No! Come back! SS is a home wrecker! 

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Kidnapping

AT: I feel like JZ has a theme on this blog of kidnapping people, puppies, babies...

JZ: It's not a theme! It's not violent! You gotta do what you gotta do!

....

...

JZ: You guys have really never thought of kidnapping anyone?

...

AT: no.

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Oprah

JZ: Short hair really suits your face shape

TC: Thanks! I wonder if Oprah ever had short hair...

MW: Let's check -googles- yeah here it is.

AT: I wonder if Oprah's started packing

TC: LOL! I wonder if Oprah's started studying for finals. NAH, just kidding, she has a million dollars.

... Just kidding, she has three hundred million!

... Just kidding, she has a billion dollars.

AT: I want to be Oprah's friend

MW: I don't think Oprah would be friends with just anyone. You know? I mean Ellen would definitely be friends with everyone but Oprah... nah.

JZ: I wanna be Ellen's best friend! Just saying.

JZ: I feel like kidnapping Oprah!

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Late Night Fling 5 - Symbols

HB: I didn't put on the tattoo because I didn't know what it meant. I dont put cryptic things on my body. GiM: That's what I do!!!!!!

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Late Night Fling 4 - Water

GiM: JV, remember that time you were going to get us water? Yeah, me too. JV: Fuck you!

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Late Night Fling 3 - #I'mSorryNotSorry

GiM: I'm so sorry. I have too many people to apologize too. I'm sorry I'm not sorry! I'm so sorry.

#I'mSorryNotSorry

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Late Night Fling 2 - Birds

JV: Why are there birds chirping? Birds do NOT chirp at 4 in the morning! What absolute drivel! Answer my question! WHY! WHY! Where did that coffee come from?

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Late Night Fling 1 - WGW

GiM: I am white girl wasted right now! MW: do you have a bed? ND: do you have a shirt?

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Cats vs. Humans

ND: I'd kill a person, but I wouldn't kill a cat!

HB: I dunno, I don't like cats.