FMJ

Profiction — freshmeatjuice on all platforms

[lazy-fox7]

ough. feeling low, go my dokis

(sorry sayori I ran out of fun ideas by the time I got to you :pensive:)

[micoonline]

2 reactions bcuz i cant decide which one fits

hes being forced to wear the maid dress poor guy they just wont leave him alone, will they??

[justemptyhouse]

I'm not an artist, so yeah, don't bite me pls

a few more pics

and that drawing without a filter

[strawberriee1221]

UPDATED Heffley family line this one is canon

[fishsticks36]

happy birthday sayori!! 🎉

[tryhumping]

Had to draw them since they won't leave my head

[sakura-rose12]

Woah, hey, it's fanart!

I need Izuku to make Katsuki a whimpering mess, pls

Twitter/bluesky

[freshmeatjuice]

I LOVE pretending to be a heffleycest anti on my main TikTok then supporting it on tumblr.. shh no one will know.

[proship-confessional]

(book) heffleycest propaganda

- greg looks up to rodrick, secretly thinks he's cool/wants to emulate his whole thing (even though he knows he's gross), believes almost anything rodrick tells him/trusts him way too much for his own good, confides in him (even though he's got a history of spilling the beans), seeks physical and emotional comfort in him when he's afraid (though would hate to admit this), and truly does want to spend time with him even though their relationship is rather tumultuos

- rodrick is generally really jealous of greg, but deep down he's got some sort of affection for him, even if it's expressed in weird ways. honestly, it's a little obsessive at times. he's jealous that greg has better friends (tells him and rowley to "break up"/disrupts their sleepovers), better grades, etc, and can be very protective of him when it comes down to it. "no one is allowed to bully you except me" headass 💀. but god he does bully him a lot. mostly via physically asserting dominance or via blackmail. and both get a little concerning.

rodrick please explain to me with a straight face why you have a folder chalk full of pictures/videos of your little bro in precarious and embarrassing situations. i.e. going to the bathroom, sleeping, running in his undies, et cetera. "so I can threaten to post them online or show the whole school obviously!!!!" this does not help your case.

anyway, here are some bits I think are cute before I get carried away.

૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

(giggling this is some good evidence u’ve collected here….. that first one is rlly cute :C)

[freshmeatjuice]

Can we normalize romantic heffleycest? YES they hold hands and cuddle ok yadadsdada I love Greg’s pov of Rodrick 🥹🥹

[micoonline]

he does this unironically put ur swords down pls

[freshmeatjuice]

he’d be subtle and the jokes at first to test the waters but then mention them in EVERY conversation since Greg doesn’t do shit ab it 🤔🤔

[micoonline]

he does this unironically put ur swords down pls

[the-anteater]

I realised I didn't post this here

[freshmeatjuice]

Immense Heffleycest eye contact. Make out all over my screen already, smh.

[freshmeatjuice]

I have no talents other than writing about my favorite ships someone help me

[freshmeatjuice]

Sweaty Greg coming inside because his dad made him hangout with the sporty neighbor kids just to get absolutely railed by his older brother who was already horny and the sight of his younger brother all sweaty and desperate was his last straw. Blurbs

[sodaaddict]

CAN TUMBLR STOP PUTTING REGINA X RODRICK ON MY FYP—IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS I HATE THAT SHIP😭

[freshmeatjuice]

trying to read Heffleycest fics on ao3 in October was a literal NIGHTMARE. no, I do not want to see Rodrick x Regina. Half the people who ship it anyways are fucking larpers.

[crucifornicate]

Never forget that Rodrick recorded his brother in his underwear, saved the recording and cheated on him.

oh trust me I NEVER FORGET IT

he ended up giving it back to greg, at least in the movie, but he does have a history of,, well, making duplicate copies of things like that for later...

[gas-station-glow]

“the bad part abt incest ships is they’re immoral—“ WWRRROONG the bad part about incest ships is that it’s really hard to make stalker content with characters that live in the same damn house