#gregrick

[idontlikecandy]

Dirty little secret

[crucifornicate]

oomf's ideas are always peak

[dumbumbb]

documenting my past virtues

[sodaaddict]

CAN TUMBLR STOP PUTTING REGINA X RODRICK ON MY FYP—IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS I HATE THAT SHIP😭

[freshmeatjuice]

Sweaty Greg coming inside because his dad made him hangout with the sporty neighbor kids just to get absolutely railed by his older brother who was already horny and the sight of his younger brother all sweaty and desperate was his last straw. Blurbs

[aloneinthehouse]

Original template by @familyromantic

Very late to the party, but here's my version of the chart. I actually laughed upon making this when I realized all ships but one were mlm. I do have other straight pairings, but most of them are even more obscure than these and I wanted to prioritize my favorites.

Some thoughts:

I considered putting general weasleycest in the "sibcest you like", however since I don't enjoy every single ship between them, plus the fact that one of those that I do isn't sibcest, I decided to go with Percy/Ron, my angst beloved.

Still on HP — if you're wondering about Barty Crouch Sr./Jr. , read the fourth book. The subtext is insane. And that trial scene from the movie...

Please watch Devil's Advocate.

Is petrellicest still popular?

Luke/Leia is canon. Argue with the wall.

[Fun game: guess who tops and who bottoms]

[xdk00lz0mb13xd]

Dysphoric Greg who tugs at his shirt and hunches slightly in shirts or hoodies when he has his binder off at home. Rodrick notices and sees Greg’s discomfort and tears as he walks up to him and kneels in front of Greg wiping away his tears and hugging him close with his warm body comforting gregs slightly colder one as Greg sobs in Rodricks arms about how disgusting or freakish he feels in a woman’s body. Rodrick holds him tight and strokes his shoulder blade with his thumb softly and kisses his forehead and his tears on his cheeks as Rodrick takes Greg out to buy his favorite snacks play videos games with him and cuddling him reassuring that Greg is a real boy and at least to his eyes while spooning Greg from behind on Rodricks bed to sleep as Rodrick gently caresses his shoulder and just holds him close as they both fall asleep together.

[crucifornicate]

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