I like sushi

Your friendly neighbourhood jigglypuff

[quasi-normalcy]

*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[ritchiepage2001newaccount]

[sourcreammachine]

fuck up, die

[socialistexan]

What's even more funny is during all of this, Elon Musk is waging a massive public PR campaign to get the Tesla board to give him $56,000,000,000 (that's $56 billion) and for the most part

If anyone of us were even 1/1000000 as bad as our jobs the way Elon Musk is at his we'd be fired months ago, let alone asking for more than the GDP of Wyoming in compensation.

[piliharrington]

Eddie: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Steve: I think you mean cards.

Dustin: He did not.

Eddie, pulling out half a dozen knives: I did not.

[lilyblisslys]

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

[lilyblisslys]

@janedemonium this just made me laugh so hard I woke up the cat

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[commander-snacks]

accidentally squirts ketchup water onto my freshly made hotdog and immediately runs to my basement where I blow dust and cobwebs off an old telegraph machine and start sending a morse code SOS signal to whoever can hear me

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[gjjuddmk2]

[depsidase]

[deandelreys]

remember that supernatural episode where paris hilton diagnosed dean with daddy issues

[deandelreys]

EMMY!!!!!!!

[jzargo]

"oh Astarion is SOOOO effeminate" wrong. You are judging Astarion by human genders. Astarion is first and foremost a high elf and by high elf standards he is actually INCREDIBLY masc. Other high elves look at him and he reminds them of that one annoying straight guy in their elf-economics (elfenomics if you will) class in elf-college who loved playing devil's advocate. And then they see him kiss a guy and they almost die of shock.

[tavs-brainworm]

If Astarion is an elf frat boy then Ketheric must be like, elf Arnold Schwarzenegger

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thickness-protection-program]

[mallowmaenad]

YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[cowboygenes]

Oh lord he coming

Based on polar bear meme

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[penelopepseudonym]

A dark, foreboding feeling overtakes you. You know this face, even in its absence.

[lakemojave]

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

[lakemojave]

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

[ilovemarinebiology2007-deactiva]

[parasiticheart]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Mexican artist crushes Tesla under giant stone head

A giant stone head resembling an ancient Indigenous sculpture sits on top of a crushed Tesla car."Look what I do to your lousy car with this

I LOVE YOU