ava

don't look at me! i'm well-adjusted!

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[theaterard]

RAY FUCKING TORO

[funstyle]

when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real

[teachmetokill]

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[freshprinceofdespair]

if anyone. anyone at all. gets their hands on clips or images of jemaine clement in m3gan 2.0 please alert me. This is my time of need

[freshprinceofdespair]

well maybe IM the faggot america

[visualobscurity]

[ly0nheart1]

Apparently you fuck the mechanic while being super uninterested.

[anthology-of-interest-2-deactiv]

He’s probably having an existential crisis because the cover of the book is exactly what’s happening to him while he’s balls deep in the mechanic.

[vulgarweed]

The early roots of Chuck Tingle metaporn.

[bigbigbigtruck]

Pounded In The Butt By Infinitely Recursive Depictions Of My Engine Failure

[sixteencandles]

they’re teaching me to kill - who’s teaching me to love?

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[freshprinceofdespair]

am i really lost in the sauce or is the mbmbam episode late today

[catchymemes]

[davvvd]

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

[perfect-serpent]

No one understood Tummy Buddy Life like me… it was going to be the year of gay brunch…and reaching out to get together… what this looser country needs right now is community and full stomachs 😔✊🏻

[freshprinceofdespair]

Tummy Buddy Life: Dare 2 Care to me is wholly about the message of sharing meals with one another as a way of reaching out and giving yourself to others during this dark time. obviously it sounds a little bananas and they clearly backed into it but this is one of the year namings, message-wise, that has sincerely resonated with me. Tummy Buddy Life Let’s Do It I Don’t Even Need Merch

[freshprinceofdespair]

i fought so hard for you Tummy Buddy Life. i won’t forget you

[deerchasingheadlights]

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

[freshprinceofdespair]

Tummy Buddy Life: Dare 2 Care to me is wholly about the message of sharing meals with one another as a way of reaching out and giving yourself to others during this dark time. obviously it sounds a little bananas and they clearly backed into it but this is one of the year namings, message-wise, that has sincerely resonated with me. Tummy Buddy Life Let’s Do It I Don’t Even Need Merch

[winter-seance]

The Mighty Boosh (2004-07) 2.03 Nanageddon