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Jess, 25, she/her, 🏳️‍🌈,🇨🇴

[armoredprincess]

yknow, the kind of girl that makes you wish you were a perfect serpent *looks around expecting everyone to understand what I mean* yknow, a serpent? *looks around* perfect serpent?

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[bugfluids-deactivated20250511]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[frailbug]

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[sioltach]

They should invent a summer that isn't a lesson

[sioltach]

They should invent a summer that asks the question instead of answers

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[goatedgreen]

i hate complex social structures. either be loyal to me like a dog or challenge me to a duel like a man.

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[despazito]