Gay Cinnamon Roll Birb

Mallory, 85% lesbian™. INFJ, Ulcerative Colitis, Perpetually tired.

[catcrumb]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ambermaitrejean]

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

why is donkey kong not a donkey

[itsatheist-deactivated20130519]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wormspeddler]

homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

[bloodytittiez]

Ghostface my beloved,,,

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[freshprinceoftrenzalore]

i'm baaaaaaack

[yelyah-posts-deactivated2020120]

HAYLEY FOR NYLON MAGAZINE 2019

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[cure4psycho]

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[everythingfox]

oh lawd he comin

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is

last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left

[thescriptorium]

this reminds me of the time i was in a design class at 8 in the morning and about halfway through a lecture a kid calmly stood up from his table, cut off the teacher, and said in the most exasperated, defeated tone: “my class is at 8 at night. this isn’t my class. i don’t…i don’t need to be here”

and then he kinda just left

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simongerman600

[catchymemes]

[rab-it-deactivated20231030]

What? HOLY SHIT.

[vaguim]

[mitsukimode-deactivated20221102]

WOAH