Random Written Stuff

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[foxes-in-love]

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[frogndtoad]

that night, frog and toad were both happy

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

It's Thirsty Thursday!

Reblog if ur dinkin ur oiter x

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[fortuneaday]

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[phleb0tomist]

so many people ive known have pushed themselves to burnout trying to deny their disabled reality, skipping accommodations, skipping rests etc. and the world convinces them that the solution to their burnout is to push even harder. it’s a huge tragedy. i know social pressures make it tough but i want more disabled people to make things easier for themselves where possible, to opt out of things that harm them when possible, to quit while they’re ahead. be that person today! protect yourself where you can! take micro breaks while doing your hobby. get that shower chair. sit to brush your teeth. lie down in the middle of the day, even if only for 5 mins. these things add up and it’s so worth it.

[phleb0tomist]

happy disability pride month! ACCOMMODATE YOURSELF TODAY!

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[rybieradio]

Mama balloon dogs and the balloonlings

[xanaxfarts]

Ty Beanie Babies: Batty the Bat (1995)

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[roaldamundsen]

more pyaari everyone say hi to pyaari

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

[snoopylovessoup]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should