worse than teenage poetry

I'm Josh and this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. AIM: glory.fades [super fake, bye]

[exactable]

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

[anaglyphics]

[tickatocka]

some fun sex tropes:

laughing during sex

and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter

sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions

kissing to stay quiet

biting to stay quiet

one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation

“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”

someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away

“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”

kissing anywhere but the lips

alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex

anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces

sex with clothes half on/panties still on

the pleasant misuse of ties

sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense

[freshstartj0sh]

hi mates

[macaroni-noods]

Mom sent me this picture this morning with the caption “Mom, Dad, please come home. :c”

I’m going to cry. freshstartj0sh

[macaroni-noods]

I love dates with my boy freshstartj0sh. He’s even agreed to take me shoe shopping later and he has no idea what he just got himself into by agreeing to that.

[freshstartj0sh]

Aussie date. 📷 cred: themindy-whiteproject ❤️

[legalhorchata]

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Song of the Day: I Will Follow You into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie

“Love of mine, some day you will die But I’ll be close behind I’ll follow you into the dark No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for the hint of a spark”

[freshstartj0sh]

bonjour mates

[anaglyphics]

[renskylo-deactivated20211212]

[noresthere]

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So tell me you love me

Only for tonight

Even though you don’t love me

Just tell me you love me

I’ll give you all of me, I’ll give you all of me

Even though you don’t love me

[wondercanaerys]

Rachel: You idiot! Chandler: I’m sure you’re right. But why?

[marmastry]

[stoichiome]

[relahvant]

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

[gifthetv]