i don’t know what’s going on anymore

Your friendly neighborhood spider-?! AGAB: Assigned Goth at Birth. Comics sideblog

[freshwaterraven]

Hi how are y’all doing, my hobby is apparently making flags out of worm emojis

[ghironda7]

I didn't expect this novel to be this good??? I'm so invested 🙏🙏

[cinnamqndol]

teen wolf x ao3 author notes

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[freshwaterraven]

the biggest issue with the odyssey movie is actually that sleeves weren’t invented for like 2000 years

[heartbreakincident]

talking to shitty family members during the holidays simulator

[sushiisiu]

ily (avaliable as a print in my pinned)

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[lesspopped]

as a rule the women on the expanse are these complex, layered characters who make difficult choices and do gray things and have to live with the consequences and the men on the expanse are the most pathetic sopping-wet creatures in the galaxy. and that's why it's a masterpiece

[whimsicalfairytales]

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[annabelle--cane]

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[grace-in-the-wilderness]

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton

[puncertainty]

they did heelys in space…

[khvylovy]

rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

[khvylovy]

rule #2 of being a child soldier is to feel enough overwhelming guilt to make those who made you one choke on it endlessly as if you are prometheus and they are your eagle

[khvylovy]

rule #3 of being a child soldier is to stare into the void until it stares back

[khvylovy]

YOU. YOU GET IT.

[khvylovy]

EXACTLY.

[gobusto]

rule 6 is press L3 + R3 to activate Ripper Mode

[theoratman]

Redesign and rewrite…. Blah blah blah just look at them bc they’re cute