[mathew]

[buried-in-stardust]

A Daoist priest flying over the water

[frewfee]

[fullcravings]

Sugar Cookie Banana Bread

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[frewfee]

One Elegant Problem is having extra melted chocolate after running out of strawberries, and scrambling around to figure out what else to put it on. Walnuts and pumpkin seeds it is! Almost busted out some wonton strips.

[antonio-m]

“Theseus and the Minotaur”,c.1781-83 by Antonio Canova (1757-1822). Italian sculptor. marble. Victoria & Albert Museum. London. marble

[padnick]

“Hey, Tony, did you make that sculpture of Theseus and the Minotaur?”

“Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.”

“what”

[lazyyogi]

Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate.

Carl Jung

[fullcravings]

Moist Vanilla Cake

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[stringcage]

I go on Tumblr, I feel basic. I go out into the real world and people look at me like I fell out of a ufo

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

hi i think every white theater kid and anyone who has ever seen a movie should watch this

[teaboot]

Holy shit

[transgendad]

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

[gnomebutch]

there’s no such thing as tmi. let’s overshare together ❤️

pads

tampons

cup

birth control that stops periods

free bleeding

crumpled up toilet paper or whatever else works just shoved up there

gnome

Voting ended onMay 26

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goopygamer9000]

[copperbadge]

This is a sculpture made out of coat hangers which artist Many Ray titled "Obstruction" but which I immediately knew should have been titled "I Have Some Hangups."

[typewriterchan]

I think the judges would also accept Pascal's Hanger

[copperbadge]

WAIT NO

THE SWORD OF DAMO-CLOTHES