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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Now, shall we go or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here? | Baldur's Gate 3 (2023)
Bonus Astarion disapproves:
Lines you can hear.
Grab a quickie while I still learn how to use this thing
AU where things are the same but they are on a reality TV show.
Close enough.
[Audience cheering. Theme music plays.]
Jerry Springer: Welcome to the show! Today we have a consulting detective, his best friend, and the wife who’s been keeping more secrets than either of them. Please welcome Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and Mary Watson!
[Audience applauds. Sherlock looks annoyed. John looks uncomfortable. Mary smiles politely.]
Jerry: Sherlock, why are you here?
Sherlock: Because my brother made me choose between this and therapy. I weighed my odds and thought this was the lesser of two evils.
Jerry: And has it been?
Sherlock: No.
[Audience laughs.]
Jerry: John, what’s the biggest problem in your friendship with Sherlock?
John: Well he did pretend to be dead for two years, that will put a damper on any kind of relationship.
Sherlock: You are still holding on to that? I came back months ago.
[Audience chatter.]
Jerry: Mary, you’ve had some secrets too.
Mary: Fair enough.
Jerry: Former assassin. Fake identities. International operations.
Mary: When you say it like that, I sound kind of cool.
John: YOU SHOT SHERLOCK!
Mary: In my defense, I aimed carefully.
Sherlock: She did. It was very well done. Quite professional.
Jerry: Hold on. You got shot by your best friend’s wife and you’re complimenting her?
Sherlock: Competence should be acknowledged in all its forms.
[Audience laughs.]
Jerry: John, who causes you more stress?
John: Honestly?
Sherlock and Mary: Me.
John: Exactly!
[Audience applause.]
Jerry: Final question for John, who do you love more … Sherlock or Mary?
John: I… I…
Mary: John?
John: Um… Err…..
Sherlock: well , John?
[John throws a chair and runs off stage. Audience starts chanting “Jerry! Jerry!]
Jerry: Well, we’ve learned that friendship, marriage, and detective work are all complicated. And between that complication we might solve something bigger than crimes… our love for one another. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other.
Sherlock: You only say that since the television network wants you to sound compassionate while they actively encourage scandal and shock value, potentially ruining people’s lies and familial relationships.
[Jerry mimes to the camera to cut the feed and muffled sounds of a detective being strangled while the credits roll and the audience applauds.]
Night in Day by Thomas Blackshear II
I wonder if that is our Martin he is talking about here. Location (London) fits and Sean Teale is also an actor. And Martin used to be into Squash... so.... maybe?
It's probably not Martin, but found this by accident and it made me think...
Why would it not be Martin? What other Martin Freeman would be taking a tennis lesson for a TV series?
Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king
Also please send me recs for movies that are specifically 2-3 hours long that are on Netflix or other streaming services, for the next time I go to donate platelets. I'm out of ideas.
Have you seen "RRR" ? I think it's still on Netflix. So indescribably fantastic, and I think it's 3+ hours (like most Bollywood movies)
listen. I’m all for “writers deserving of having their boundaries respected” but this is so funny to me and like the funniest part is that I don’t think it’s even grounded in reality. like, how are you going to require proof that your readers are in your specific age range? why does it matter to you how old your readers are??? they are???? strangers???? why do you care? how does it affect you? 😭
but to be fair, this is some shit I did when I was 12 and thought I was edgy too. so I get it.
The only boundaries on a writer's work are the spines of their books.
A Morta Apaixonada IV
This image is an illustration titled "A Morta Apaixonada IV" by Brazilian artist Caroline Murta. It depicts a scene inspired by Théophile Gautier's short story "La Morte Amoureuse" (The Dead Leman or The Amorous Dead Woman).
In the story, a priest falls in love with a beautiful female vampire named Clarimonde who visits him at night, and during these encounters, she drinks his blood. The illustration captures a pivotal moment where Clarimonde is shown with blood on her hand, likely after feeding, while the priest lies beside her in a state of trance or exhaustion.
Caroline Murta is based in Curitiba, Paraná, and her work primarily includes illustration, engraving, and photography.
She is known for her attraction to the grotesque and macabre, exploring themes of the human condition and finding beauty in darkness, often through figures in states of horror and melancholy.
Her art frequently incorporates fantastical elements and is influenced by depictions of death, mourning, and Victorian-era post-mortem photographs.
Examples of her work and products are available on her website, including prints, stickers, and framed art.
Source: carolinemvrta on IG
Beautiful work, and I do love learning about new-to-me vampires, but this illustration clearly shows the blood on the man's hand, and it even appears the woman has pricked his thumb with a (red) sewing needle to draw the blood running down his wrist.
big fan of everyone writing whatever the hell they want
writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.
When you finish reading a really long fic and don’t know what to do with yourself
🖤 77 years ago today 🖤
In memory of the great Wendy O. Williams, songwriter, actress and lead singer of the punk rock band Plasmatics, born on this day in 1949, Webster, New York
Marco Rambaldi Fall 2022