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Cellista Interview on JMS podcast
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I was recently interviewed by Jorge Sanchez of the JMS Podcast, based in San Jose. During our interview, I made myself at home and made myself coffee and talked about the state of the arts and artists in San Jose.
Jorge M Sanchez is a Filmmaker, Comedian, Musician, an Writer from San Jose CA. He interviews Comedians, Musicians, Poets, Artists, Writers, and people who have impacted the community.
Awesöme Orchestra Session 34 - Leonard Bernstein’s “Symphonic Dances from ‘West Side Story’”,
Awesome Orchestra will be performing “Symphonic Dances from West Side Story” a purely instrumental adaptation of the original musical. It’s become almost as well known as the songs themselves mostly because the music is crazy fun. You’ll hear elements from all over the musical but the man himself broke it down into the following movements:
Prologue (Allegro Moderato)
“Somewhere” (Adagio) @ 4:16
Scherzo (Vivace e Leggiero) @ 7:52
Mambo (Meno Presto) @ 9:55
Cha-Cha (Andantino Con Grazia) @ 12:04
Meeting Scene (Meno Mosso) @ 13:18
“Cool”, Fugue (Allegretto) @ 13:44
Rumble (Molto Allegro) @ 17:27
Finale (Adagio) @ 18:55
The piece usually runs a little over twenty minutes depending on how “risky” the conductor feels. Really, the musical styles in this piece are immense, including the many Puerto Rican styles, post bebop jazz, the already well established American musical theater tradition, and of course the European concert orchestral tradition. Managing the transitions between all these styles requires makes for a wonderful piece of music but it is tremendously hard work.
I won’t go into detail on the plot as it’s a retelling of Romeo and Juliet a story that gets referenced in popular culture more than the Bible [citation needed], but here is the basics of what you need to know (also please, please, please go see a production and or watch the movie, you really need to see the dancing to really appreciate the work as a whole. Here’s a short gif from the film version).
Two rival youth gangs struggle for control of a 1950’s New York City neighborhood. Tony (Romeo) has left the white gang (we’re never given much more than clues to their ethnicity) known as the Jets. They compete with the Puerto Rican gang known as the Sharks and Maria’s (Juliet) brother is their leader. The old story of star crossed lovers breaks out and things go pretty much like how Shakespeare wrote it, except of course that Maria totally lives in this telling.
Each group gets music based on their respective cultural backgrounds. The fascinating things about this piece is how well Bernstein brings all these styles into a unified whole to tell a classic story of doomed love and conflict between cultures. Apparently, the original working of West Side Story had the central conflict between Jews and Catholics.
Bernstein, the son of Ukrainian Jewish parents, was deeply aware of the potential for tragedy when members of different cultures cultivate hateful and exclusionary attitudes. Changing the characters from Jew and Catholic to “American” and Puerto Rican keeps the many of the same ideas at the core of the story (although it would be a mistake to say effect would have been identical).
West Side Story is really on the of great works of American art. First off, it’s essentially a story of immigrants, struggling to stake their claim to Americanness or more specifically to “whiteness”. This is why it’s interesting to know that the show was originally conceived as between Catholics and Jews because those two groups defined the conflict between newly arrived immigrants in the United States in the early part of the 20th century. This change makes a little more sense thinking of it in this light.
Second, it’s really freaking awesöme music. The music of the United States and of Puerto Rico are both the result of the coming together of a number of different cultures but primarily West Africa and Spain (African slaves and the descendants of the colonizers) in Puerto Rico and in the United States from West Africa Britain, France, Germany and the Caribbean (as the centers of the slave trade were the traditional colonial ports of power in the Gulf of Mexico). Bringing together these two families of music, Bernstein creates something uniquely American and something people seem to keep loving.
Listen for the recognizable interval that serves as a unifying device for the work: an F# to a C, a tritone. You’ll hear it every and it forms a starting for lots of material in the piece. “Maria” is the most obvious example but in a very cool characterization Tony brings his music together with Maria’s and they make something new (America!).
Just a quick word about on the massive section that encompasses about half the piece. More than any other single song, this is the dance everyone tends to remember.
“Cool”, Fugue (Allegretto)
So, Cool is the song the Jets sing after a long day working at their legitimate jobs making a nice living for their families. Just kidding, of course it’s the advice sung by the Jets’ leader telling his gang to wait and kill some people later. This part of the music reflects the rhythm, instrumentation, and styles of late fifties/early sixties jazz: alto sax, vibraphone, and drums all get featured; rhythmically we are solidly in the realm of swung eighth notes (listen to that ride cymbal!!) as opposed to the straight eighth notes we hear in the sections of Latin based rhythms; sound wise, it’s ridiculously complex both rhythmically and harmonically. Oh and did you see that it’s a fugue? Writer and musicologist Nigel Simeone called it “possibly the most complex instrumental music heard on Broadway to date,” and it’s known among musicians as some of the hardest music to put together. It’s also essentially dance music. Enjoy!
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San Jose. It Used to be Orchards
“It Used to be Orchards”
By Freya Seeburger
“What we call Silicon Valley is a collection of suburbs connected by El Camino Real, the old Spanish highway of the California Mission era. The logic and the allure of the Valley’s digital ‘superhighway’ belong to the postwar American suburban impulse, against the congestion and contest of the city.” –Richard Rodriguez, NY Times magazine, October 19th, 2014.
I arrived in San Jose with my husband Nicolas in 2011. We came here indirectly because of the tech industry. My husband is French. I immigrated to France in 2006 with him. We met in a Denver music club called, “Rock Island” in 2005. He was on a postdoc in applied physics at NIST at the time. We instantly fell in love, and naturally I followed him to France when his J-1 visa ran out and he was required to return to his country of origin for a mandatory two years. I went speaking no French, and jobless and spent most of my time in the country feeling isolated, and terrified. Living in France was far different from what I anticipated. Navigating life as an immigrant and dealing intense homesickness and isolation proved to be overwhelming, and after four years we decided to make the move Stateside. We had been living in the Riviera for a few years at that point and more than anything, the ability have creative outlets there proved impossible. I missed playing cello more than anything and there were few opportunities there to play as I do in the Bay area. After a five year break, and feeling tired of immigrant life, and a culture shock that never fully cleared, we made the decision to move back to the US.
Nicolas worked for an American software company that offered us an easy back home. We simply transferred to their headquarters here in Silicon Valley. We were so lucky to find our way here.
I distinctly remember the first time we walked around downtown San Jose. After a long day of apartment hunting, we had finally found one particular loft, near Japantown and the Hensley District that we loved. Always cautious, Nicolas suggested rather than signing right away, that we walk, and talk about it. I remember that it was overcast, a November day and that I was fascinated by the buses that rolled by, most had signs in Vietnamese and Spanish.
We walked along 4th street toward downtown. After years in Europe, we preferred walking to the American obligation of getting in the car to go anywhere. Realizing it would take less than ten minutes to reach a downtown and only a few minutes from a grocery store, I could tell Nico was beginning to be convinced. Right before Santa Clara Street, we suddenly stopped. An art gallery, gigantic with the front wall made of windows was in front of us. We could see a huge space covered in art. Inside, a guitarist was playing.
I wandered the huge space, gazing at the many nooks and crannies that had been created with moveable walls and filled with art from local artists. The guitarist strummed away, his fingers dancing over a Bach bourree and I found myself totally enchanted with everything within the space. There was one wall with merchandise; silk screened T-shirts that with white silhouettes of tree trunks on them. Above the white trunks were the words, “San Jose. It Used to be Orchards.”
I didn’t understand until recently, as I’ve come to know more and more of the residents of San Jose, that before San Jose became this tech industry giant, that most residents of SJ, the ones who were here before the change, have memories of the time when it was orchards. Their childhood involved playing among the trees and picking the extra fruit that would fall off the trees and blanket this area.
That day, I stood inside Kaleid, brought there because of the tech industry, and made the decision to stay in San Jose, and create a space for myself because of the arts.
Today, I am doing my best to make sure that the arts are given a space in SJ. Spaces that are beyond the physical (physical spaces are a mere starting point. There must be homes for everyone to create, for everyone to be an artist. This is a right). I’m trying. I often fail. But it has to be done.
I can feel this city breathing. More and more faces are arriving, new people with new ideas. More and more of the artists that made us want to stay downtown seem to be leaving. Perhaps Nico and I were part of this problem of now. We followed the drips of paint the way any developer would have. We are gentrify-ers. It’s undeniable.
We owe the artists who gave San Jose a sense of place a place.
Rents are escalating. The Jungle is closed, and homelessness seems to be crime around here. How many of these people are artists? How many could be? How many do have homes, but the giving of a place is simply a beginning (because it is a right), and it’s not enough.
I’ve been invited to a few panel discussions to talk about how San Jose can attract in outsiders, and retain them. I bite my cheeks and rage silently. feel conflicted because I was an outsider, but I found my home here. I love it. I won’t leave it. I wonder if everyone is as committed.
We came here because of what was already in place. San Jose used to be orchards. Why not water the soil our feet are already on? Why can’t we cultivate what is already here?
In an area where the land is parched, and drought is ignored until only a few drops remain, I worry. More than anything, I stand rooted in the present seeing what is in front of me, and trying to harvest what I can for next season.
Steely Nash
Steely Nash has come along, and found a dream she can call her own. Hailing from Paris, TX Steely Nash brought her own brand of Parisian chic to San Jose. The vinyl loving song-tress has concocted an aural blend of trés chic, and homegrown; a bouquet of Chanel with notes of Etta James. Her love of pop, and vintage has lead to her upcoming release, “Paper Doll.”
In conversation, it is clear that Steely Nash is a born performer who is influenced by her surroundings, and the musicians around her. It is easy to picture her performing a set in a room lined with vintage vinyl, or in the rotunda of city hall, decked out in a stylish ball gown, offering her own take on pop, and soul. When asked about her dreams for the future, Steely notes, “My mom trained me to sing in the living room, so I’ll play anywhere, I really will. A dream gig of mine is a festival tour, specifically Coachella, because I’ve gone for nine years. Truthfully, I’m tired of watching. I want to be over the security bars on that other side where I get to look out instead of up. People are seeking an experience, and I want to give that to them.”
San Jose is lucky, Steely Nash is here at last.
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Johnny V's. Cello. A Place for Friends. A Place
Nicolas and I had just immigrated from a sleepy southern town in France, and had ended up in downtown San Jose in November of 2011. We had begun renting a one-bedroom apartment in between Japantown and the Hensley District.
New to the area, we were on the prowl for nightlife, so we’d hoof it around town looking for a venue with a line coming out of it, or a group of smokers shooting the shit outside. I could always tell a potential happening spot by the amount of smokers hanging around outside. If they were clustered quietly in a group silently puffing rather than making raucous banter, the better the club. Their reserve showed that what was going on inside had rendered them speechless.
San Jose’s bus station is on Santa Clara St. Like most cities, the main line in and out of town made that location a home for the homeless, the wanderers, and nomads. On this same strip of road is Johnny V’s. It is in the every sense of the word, a dive.
That night, as we walked past the small club, past a smell of urine, and clouds of cigarette smoke, I heard the sound of a cello wafting through the dingy curtains that masked the dark interior.
I tapped Nico’s shoulder, “Hey!! We gotta go in!” Nicolas looked at me and peered at the yellow sign above the entrance, “Johnny V’s? It looks…” He glances up and down Santa Clara before we make a beeline for the door. Nico has always been a sucker for a good dive. A local watering hole where you can meet the people in town who have something in common from way back. People who aren’t just starting up, but have memories of a place before it became a place (or maybe for SJ, memories of place before it lost its sense of place).
So we stand in front of the bouncer, a young kid in a denim jacket decorated with old punk rock patches and safety pins, and hand him our ids. He greets us with a raised eyebrow, from behind a cheap rolling desk where his cash box his. His eyes dart from us and then back to his paperback, a dog-eared and pencil-marked copy of Nietzsche’s collected writings.
“Hi. It’ll be $5,” he says, not looking up, still reading with one eyebrow cocked.
“Who’s playing tonight,” I ask as hand him a ten.
He begins to answer as he places the book down to stamp my wrist but is interrupted by the feedback ofa microphone, and the high-pitched falsetto voice of a singer. “Tip tip tip your barrrrrr---ten----der, tip tip tip, ten-der-ly!” the vocalist speak sings before launching into a full fledged jam with his four piece band.
I look at Nico and mouth, “What the fuck?” The philosopher/bouncer parts the red curtains and we enter a dingy David Lynch tableau.
The singer, with a wisp of an ashy goatee sits on the edge of the low stage, a dulcimer in his hands. On his right is a blonde cellist, wearing a beanie. Her dimples deepen with an intense smile as she bows her cello. She’s improvising as the singer continues his riff on tipping. I glance at her and smile, the “I’m a cellist, too!” smile that demonstrates we are of the same pack. Her bright blue eyes meet mine for a second, and she grins shyly, pulling the beanie down past her eyebrows.
As the falsetto continues, she gets up for second, placing her sunshine-colored cello back in its case. With her bow in one hand, she steps off the stage and walks to the front of the bar to order a PBR.
The bartender and cellist chat for a moment. The bartender grabs a can of beer from a silver tub and hands it to her, gesturing, “Absolutely not! You don’t need to pay!” as the cellist hands her a wad of cash. After some back and forth, the cellist puts the cash on the bar and takes the can, walking back to the stage. As she departs, the bartender watches, a smile on her face. The money remains on the counter the rest of the night until someone finally places it in the band tip jar.
Nico and I have been sitting, sipping our drinks and listening to the jam band. When the cellist leaves the stage again, I watch her. She takes a couple sips of beer and then places the can behind her cello case, reaching for a pack of smokes stashed away in the same place. Grabbing her coat, she heads to the exit and leaves.
“I’ll be right back!” I say yell into Nico’s ear over the jamming of drums, dulcimer, and djembe. Nico nods, knowing I’m going to meet another member of the cello herd.
Outside again, I scan the sidewalk for the blonde-haired musician. I spot her instantly, leaning against the wall of the venue, fluorescent lit and smoking quietly. She has one foot on the ground and the other resting on the wall, her knee bent, and her head cast down, with a veil of ash blonde hair masking her face.
I realize I don’t know what to say. I just want to meet her. I am standing awkwardly in my oversized wool coat that is better suited for a November in Denver than in the Bay and just look at her. As I muster up the courage to say, “I loved your cello playing!” she begins studying my face.
“Hey!” she says, “Is your cello’s name Cordelia? Are you Freya?”
Mouth gaping, I say hesitantly, because I’m totally startled, “Yes… my name’s Freya and I do… play a cello named Cordelia. How do you…know…??”*
“Know that? Know you?” she finishes my pause, stamping out her cigarette on the bottom of her shoe.
She grins a huge grin, shrugs and says, “You live in France, but you’re from Colorado. What brings you here?”
My eyes widen in shock. She senses my utter disbelief and quickly says, “We were Myspace friends! Remember?! We added each other in 2005 because we both have cellos named Cordelia!!!!”
A flash of remembrance!
Time warp back to 2005 in Denver…
I am an undergraduate at MSCD and recently begun dating Nicolas after meeting him at a goth club in LoDO called Rock Island. At the time, I had just begun renting an apartment with my best friend Maria and would spend an inordinant amount of time piggybacking on my neighbor’s Wifi.
I distinctly rmember the day that I added Natasha ( her name revealed!!). I was purusing cello related things online (still a favorite pastime) and looked up all the cellists I could find on Myspace. Natasha’s screen name was Miss Fortune , and I remember her profile photo was a red tinted picture of her in a bobbed-haircut playing cello in front of an out of focus band behind her.
Clicking through her profile I was fascinated by the pictures of her with what looked like a hiphop/circus/rock band in full costume makeup. In one particular photo, she sat on a bench by herself, her cello next to her. Her head and eyes were cast down the same way she looked when I saw her at Johnny V’s, leaning against the wall.
The caption on the photo read, “Me and my cello Cordelia.”
It happened that my cello had the same first name (It’s just a thing that most instrumentalists do, we name our axes). Excitedly, I commented in all caps, “My cello is named Cordelia,too!”
That began an exchange of messages on Myspace that continued up until the point when the bland, white interface of Facebook took over. By the time we actually met in 2011, we had been following each other’s lives online for years.
Natasha used to keep an updated concert listing on Myspace that gave recommendations and shout-outs about local concerts she was either involved in or thought were worth going to. The sheer number of successful projects she participated in was staggering, and her excellent taste in local music was a curated delight on Myspace’s message boards (God! Facebook is not a place for music, is it?)
Time travel to 2011
Natasha and I stare at each other before finally squealing, “HOLY SHIT!” in unison, bursting into laughter. We hug each other hard the way old friends do and then go silent before an onslaught of get to know you’s begins. As we chatter we learn that we are neighbors! Separated only by a few blocks!
Nicolas walks out of Johnny V’s and looks at us, surveying the scene. Before he can introduce himself, we pull him into our chatter box and update him on the Absolutely incredible coincidental MAGIC that has just happened, six years in the making!
As we venture back into the bar, still hurridly talking, Natasha approaches the stage where Cordelia awaits her, a spotlight of blue lighting the varnished instrument.
“Can I play her?” I ask without speaking.
Tash undoes the Velcro strap that holds her baby in place and says, as she hands her cello over, “I don’t let anyone play her. But you have a Cordelia, too. I know it’s okay!”
I sit down, and Tash pulls the endpin out, and I situate the instrument as she hands me her bow. “We’ve both got Cordelias! They’ve gotta meet.”
I play the opening of the prelude to the 3rd Bach suite.
I am totally startled by the sound. I didn’t notice the amp next to the case, and the ¼” cable plugged into the cello’s pickup. It’s the first time I’ve ever played amplified. As the descent of the C major scale crescendos to the open C string, the fat sound fills the bar.
We both look at each other and laugh. She knows exactly how good it feels to play a moment of Bach in a dive bar. Everyone turns, surveying us on stage. They smile into their beers, quiet for a moment. The reverb of the open string is still present.
I hand Cordelia back as Tash’s band mates return, signaled by the cello. I clear out, as I exit, Tash and I silently acknowledge each other.
Nico and I walk home along 2nd street, past St. James park toward Japantown. I grab Nicolas’ hand, hurrying him along. I want to go home to play. Cordelia is waiting.
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Snoop Does Jersey
Part I: Jersey, the Hippest Place on Earth
Summer in the Jersey Shore is, unfortunately, very similar to what you see on MTV. The boardwalk during July to September, from Atlantic City to Asbury, is home to a million bored Bennys, who swarm the shore, renting beach houses to trash out, and partying from afternoon to early morning. The orange brigade (so called because of their tans) seldom make to it to the water, only feet from their summer shacks. Instead, they venture from bar to bar on the boardwalk, screeching in their nasal voices, “Oh MY GOD!” every half-second to express love, hate, disinterest, and a myriad of other emotions.
The Jersey shore offers more than the obvious eye sores (and other various, un-seeable sores that most Bennys will acculmulate during summer vacation). Despite its strange summer residents it offers a chance of idealized vacations. Here, the sand is warm and soft, the water is warm enough to swim in, and walking the boardwalk in the morning or evening along the ocean is incredibly beautiful.
I’ve spent most of my summers here. My mother is from New Jersey, specifically a mile-by-mile Methodist founded town called Ocean Grove. She spent her whole childhood on the shore before venturing to Philadelphia in the sixties to go to college and then ending up in Colorado with a philosopher husband and two kids. Her boardwalk memories of childhood are much different from the ones I have. She remembers walking to Asbury Park to enjoy amusement park rides, and boating on Fletcher Lake, which divides Ocean Grove from Asbury, in giant swan-shaped boats. The famous venue, The Stone Pony, brought in acts like Ray Charles and Bruce Springsteen. The town’s cycle of slipping from the grandiose to a cesspool of corruption, neglect, and race rioting made my childhood experience very different from my Mom’s. My memories, more of the cesspool variety, are of my grandmother warning, in a racist, hushed whisper, not to go that place, “Where the blacks are….”
During my teen years, Asbury was in a bit of an overhaul; some condos were bought and renovated, a few businesses sprang back up but it was largely desolate. Ocean Grove year long residents still stayed within the square mile of the Grove and warned about the dangers of Asbury. Some of the dangers were very real, it was still a crime ridden area with vacant businesses and not a whole lot of helpful police. The tendency to blame every bit of decay on black people seemed like a town-wide pastime and the easiest answer to a complicated problem that, in reality, involved more white people than black. Despite some of the building and renewal that was happening, Asbury still seemed foreboding.
After a long gap between high school and grad school, I went back to the shore for a summer vacation. I spent the daytime on the beach reading chick lit books, by evening, after gaining a few premature fine line from sunning, I would be eager to go out. I asked a few of the younger summer residents what they did for fun. They responded that they always headed in to Asbury for a good beer and live music. “Huh?” I said. They assured me that walking into Asbury was a must and that I absolutely had to check out Cookeman Ave for nightlife.
I was in disbelief and even asked my 96 year old grandmother what the deal was. She responded, “Ever since the Gays took over Asbury it’s been better.”
Armed with the knowledge that the Gays had transformed Asbury, I made my way over and crossed the boardwalk into what now looked like the hippest spot on the shoreline. I guess what I mean is that it had something in common with the Mission District in SF, and Williamsburg in NYC. Well, the rent isn’t as bad as those two places, and the skinny jeans are considerably looser, but the hipsters had roosted. From the famed Stone Pony, to WonderBar, the Converse were on every pair of feet cruising the boardwalk after 9pm. Asbury Lanes had turned from dive-y bowling alley to dive-y bowling alley featuring Burlesque on Tuesday nights, punk rock Sundays, and on the menu, over-priced grilled cheese served with a large helping of retro tator tots.
Asbury may possibly be the hippest place on Earth because… no one knows it’s hip. Because the hipsters there now are the only ones in the know in this tight lipped, “I was there first” community. Their lips are held as tight as their pants. Except because it’s the shore, the pants aren’t that tight and it’s Jersey, so no one would believe a hipster who proclaimed the hipness of Jersey. In this way, it’s the hippest place to exist. Do you catch my drift?
Although my favorite pastime is poking fun at the bearded, vintage cardigan wearing, species, with their non-prescription glasses, I have to admit that they can really make the ambiance of a bar worth revisiting. With exposed brick on the walls, the expected PBR keg sitting alongside twenty microbrews, and a DJ that spins everything except the shit on the radio, hipsters have made my drinking experience a much pleasanter one.
Part II: When the Pigs Try to Get At You…Gentrify
Only a few days out before returning home from my shore excursion, I noticed a flyer near the Ocean Grove auditorium where church worship services and organ concerts were held nightly. The flyer was advertising a concert featuring Snoop Dogg at the Stone Pony. Clearly, it was placed in that godly location for tourists like myself, who had 96 year old grandmothers to visit in the Grove. I spent many an evening on the front porch of her beach bungalow, in a rocking chair, occasionally thinking to myself, “If only I were sippin’ on gin and juice right now…” as neighbors dropped in for a gossipy visit and drank up iced tea sweetened with Splenda.
Of course I bought tickets! Immediately! The day of the concert I felt giddy. I listened to a plethora of 90s hip hop all day. It was like getting ready for prom, but a hip hop prom. I watched videos on Youtube, mesmerized as Snoop’s face morphed into a Pinscher. I hoped the concert would be just like the house parties in the video! I was getting tired of the hipster bars I was frequenting and couldn’t wait for a break from Modest Mouse and Death Cab.
I walked to the Stone Pony via the boardwalk. There was a huge amount of activity as I approached the venue. Cops were lined up outside, and a million kids in Converse were converging. The building, itself, was built right on the boardwalk and its main stage was outside, meaning that if you wanted to catch a great concert for free, you just had to hang out on the beach and watch. The Stone Pony attempted to counter this by raising curtains, blocking most of the view of the stage, but there was no way to block the sound. The best that could be done was to hire cops to ticket “loiterers” and disperse them. But the cops were never fast enough, nor did they care enough to run after the kids who crept back in just a few minutes after being chased out.
My neighbor in line was wasted. Stumbly, wobbly, drunk, and smoking a blunt on the sidewalk, as his friends (equally wasted and obnoxious) told him to “chill the fuck out, man.” He kept trying to tell me a joke that he couldn’t finish before erupting into hiccupped laughter and starting it over. After his third attempt, his laughter became hysterical and he placed his hand over his mouth as his eyes got watery and wide. I went to college. I knew the signs that you needed to step back real fast before getting splattered. Before he could fully engage in the violent fireworks of 7-11 nachos coming up, I spun him around quickly, stepped away and heard the shriek of his drunk friends in the line of fire.
Splatter free, I entered the Stone Pony. A sea of hipsters swallowed me up and I could barely breathe. I looked around for refuge and saw only a spotlight shining down on an empty stage. Reggae was pumped into the sound system and the crowd swayed, their arms crossed, their hands clenching on to crushed PBR cans.
Finally the waves parted. The heavy thud of a bass repeated, pounding through the hot, humid air. Six musicians climbed the stage; back up singers with their beautiful fros, and a full band. As the drummer gave a drum roll, Snoop, with his lanky frame seemed to levitate on to the stage. We were clearly standing before a god.
Snoop was a born entertainer. He gave and gave to his thirsty audience of white hipsters who sang along to his croons of, “My nizzles!” As he rapped about life as a gangsta, the crowd threw their soft hands in the air. “We hear you, Snoop! We are one!”
A pause. Snoop stands before us. Only the rat-a-tat-tat of cymbals plays as he glances at the crowd growing outside the venue. He can hear them cheering after every song. He smiles in long-faced amusement and says, “How you kids doin’ out there?” A cheer erupts on the beach. He takes a sidelong glance at the security outside. The cops are looking bored, but still trying to manage the growing audience of moochers (also known as people smart enough to save thirty bucks and still attend a great concert). “I wanna play another song for you, for all you out here, for all of you out there…”
Fuck the police!!!
Snoop Dogg bursts into N.W. A’s song about police brutality. For a second I am shocked. This is a statement. A strong one.
My beer gets knocked out of my hand as a flannel clad girl with cat eye glasses starts jumping up and down and screaming, “Yeah!!! Yeah!!! Fuck the police! Oh My God! I love this song! Love it!”
Everyone is dancing in kangaroo fashion. Up and down, jump around, get up, get up and oh! Never mind. Wrong song. Right atmosphere.
I look to my left. Are the pigs mad? No! Outside the cops are nodding along. I swear I see one mouthing the words. What is this? During my moment of disbelief the song is deftly transitioned to “Drop It Like It’s Hot” and my ears are overtaken by tongue clicking. Snoop ends the night with a lengthy medley of his greatest hits. He’s a generous performer and thanks his audience repeatedly.
Walking home, alone on a boardwalk lit by flickering fluorescent lamps, I replay the concert in my head. As I cross over Fletcher Lake into Ocean Grove my phone rings. My mother asks me if I’ll be home soon, if I’m still by the Stone Pony. I tell her I’m on my way, not to worry, before she interrupts me, “Your grandmother was just wondering if you could pick up some salt water taffy from that candy shop in Asbury on your way back.”
Part IV: Whose Slot Do You Want to Fill?
Summary:
BandX, from SF is picked to compete in Billboard’s Battle of the Bands in Las Vegas. The competition is sponsored by Chevy and mainly involves shooting promos for Chevy Malibu, the car we are driving to Vegas. Along the way, we play shows in Bakersfield, and Los Angeles while being filmed and staging scenes where we pretend to be lost and then have to use the car’s “incredible” OnStar navigation system find our way to our next show.
Clique Ici for some fun video evidence
Having arrived in Las Vegas, we meet our rival bands, Copyright Infringing, Before the Fire, and Teeny Bop and weare given an advising session by our “mentor” Taio Cruz who is actually a closeted poet. Now it’s the day of the competition and we are nervously preparing for our two song chance at fame at the Hard Rock Café stage.
Day of Competition:
We wake up early, despite our long night out experiencing all that Vegas has to offer. BandX is nervous; we are always anxious before shows and become reserved little deer, pacing, and jittery, while we force ourselves to go through the motions of eating, and drinking, and pretending we’re fine.
The day feels achingly slow despite the impending concert. I practice Bach for a little while in the hotel room before stopping and realizing I have zero interest in practicing. It’s not until three that the day picks up speed and suddenly, there isn’t time to breathe.
Our sound check takes place in the empty Joint Theater of the Hard Rock Café . We enter just as Teeny Bop is finishing up her sound check with an Adele song. Her blond hair is crimped, and she’s wearing a black velvet jacket, and velvet boots, both with matching fringe. Her three backing band members must have had a collective age of 45, and seemed intimidated by the sound guy who scoffed at them as he suggested they sound check the songs they would actually play at the competition. They continue to play Adele and ask for more of themselves in the monitor.
The next band, Copyright Infringing, begin their sound check process. Theirs goes smoothly, and they run their set. We watch from the upstairs balcony, and make our various critical comments.
What I’ve learned about sound checks is this: It’s the moment when bands peacock for the other bands. During the actual show, most bands on the bill won’t be listening to your performance because they’ll be backstage drinking with girls they hope to impress by bringing them to a backstage…but it’s during this time before the show, where you have to continually beg the sound guy for more in the monitor, when you show off. The greatest compliment is when another band tells you, “Great sound check! I look forward to hearing you tonight, man!” Sound check is primarily about sizing people up.
We realize during the sizing up period that we have a really good shot at winning. If our sound check is any indication, we know that we are offering something original, and that we are good. We are good players, we love playing, and we want to be on this stage and every stage. We are more than this competition. Yes, it’s ego talking but at that moment I think we realized that we were just meant to play music, whether it be a competition sponsored by Billboard, or a small show in Bakersfield, we loved it. That was our strength. Everyone felt that. The sound guy talked to us in a voice that wasn’t snarky and demeaning. The other bands look us in the eye to say they like the set. We are still nervous, but we feel grounded.
The Green Room:
Before diving into the actual competition, I need to write about the green room experience. Before this show, every backstage area I had been in was usually about the size of a luxury SF apartment in the Mission. So to have a back stage area that was more than 250 sq. ft. was pretty exciting. This room was like a hotel suite. It had two sitting areas, a bathroom with a shower, a stocked kitchen, and a private bar. We were psyched to share the room with Before the Fire. We instantly started cracking jokes, and jamming. A stage hand came in to make sure we were comfortable and gave us a small speech about how it was fine to do what we wanted in the room, but management had one rule: don’t overdose. It’s a hassle to clean up. Oh, and no smoking cigarettes in the room.
Slot Filling:
It’s concert hour. We are scheduled to play right in the middle. The first band plays their Cold Play sounding set and as they finish they smile smugly. They have their signature, matching jackets on, and their hair is parted the same direction. The set was tight, and polished, and totally boring. The judges begin their commentary.
Billboard had not told us that there would be any feedback from the judges. We assumed they would say a few things but had no idea of the shit storm of criticism they would unleash on the competitors. It was a bizarre panel, made up of people who matter. They were all Billboard executives, and they all refilled their drinks at least three times per set. They wrote down notes on index cards as the bands played and passed them back and forth to each other.
After the first band finishes, one panelist leans back in her chair and says, “What’s with the jackets? I don’t get and I don’t like it.”
The lead singer looks utterly surprised and terrified. I turn to one of my band members watching this unfold, and we raise our eyebrows. We had no idea this was going to be that kind of competition. Shit!
The exec leans forward now, props her head between her hands, and feigns a headache, “I want to know something, I’m going to ask every band the same important question tonight, ‘Whose slot do you want to fill?’” The band hesitates, not understanding what she means. She reiterates, “If you make it big, whose position do you want to take?” The band mutters something about Cold Play being their biggest influence.
She sighs, pausing before stating, “Cold Play? Yep, exactly, it’s just that… I’ve heard this music before. You’re like some bad rip off. I’d rather listen to the real thing.” She takes a sip of something clear and continues, “And lose the jackets.”
We are shocked. Everyone is shocked. The band looks defeated and slumps off the stage, only to be greeted by a camera and a MTV host who asks them questions about their feelings and what their future plans are. The responses are live streamed to the Chevy Malibu Youtube page.
The attack of the bands is difficult to watch. Even Teeny Bopper gains our sympathy when they shred every crimped fiber of her being. Then, Before the Fire goes on. Their set is crazy with a mix of hip hop and rock, and some raucous jamming. As the final chord is played, they stand still and look defiantly at the judges.
“Whose slot do you want to fill?”
The vocalist steps forward and proclaims, “We are from the future!” The room is silent at this point and then another panelist asks them to clarify. Again, the vocalist, armed with a mic, says, “It doesn’t matter, because we came from the future. We came here to tell you that this is crap. We came to tell you that you are dinosaurs, that you’re gonna go extinct. No one needs you anymore.”
I turn again to my band mate, and we whisper, “Are they telling off the music industry?”
The whole thing is totally fascinating to watch. As the execs struggled to make Before the Fire act normally by repeating the same question over and over, the band just gets weirder and weirder. I guess the Billboard panel expected everyone to want what the competition offered, but didn’t realize that some contestants had figured out that the competition had nothing to offer. I fall in love with them for refusing to cave in, and saying the truth to an industry that can’t and won’t listen, despite the strangeness of their method.
Before the Fire files off stage and does an interview with the MTV guy who inquires about flying cars. We wait our turn.
To be continued....