F R Y A † W T S O N

"the devil's plaything, huh?"

[gohankin2958904385038950-blog]

if i ever misgender you:

it is not on purpose i promise

im very sorry

tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them

spray me with cold water

[alicenthightower]

Broad City S02E07 | I’m wild and I’m free!

[undergroundghosts]

when u hear a noise at night

[thelovewhisperer]

Pure love for another person, and what people call romantic love, are two different things. Pure love doesn’t manipulate the relationship to one’s advantage, but romantic love is different. Romantic love contains other elements—the desire to be loved by the other person, for instance. If purely loving another was enough, you wouldn’t suffer because of unrequited love. As long as the other person was happy, there wouldn’t be any need to suffer because you weren’t being loved in return. What makes people suffer is the desire to be loved by another person. So I decided that romantic love and pure love for a person are not the same. And that by following this you could lessen the pain of unrequited love. — Haruki Murakami

More quotes about love and relationship here (via thelovewhisperer)

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

How Can Star Wars Be So Good Even Though It’s So Deeply Flawed And Narratively Inconsistent And Was Created By A Dumbass

[oswinstark]

[picture of Marcia Lucas in the editing room]

[wholesomemes-archive]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[bombing]

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

[poochcrew]

Dickbutt

[hotvampireadjacent]

the chosen one

[sobeitjayt]

Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do 

[toddyfoxx]

Threesome

[lunamoonnaa-deactivated20170506]

Stop

[art4one-deactivated20180613]

Lmfaoooo noooo

[sobeitjayt]

i still hate this

[sobeitjayt]

What happen if you nut in a pregnant chick

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

the baby fuse with the nut and u get a more powerful baby

[mjalti]

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

[internetgals]

The funniest shit I’ve read today is this tweet where someone said lightening is just God taking screenshots for judgment day

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera

[zonecassette]

[buddhabrand]

only millennials take pictures of their children

[brianwilson-deactivated20161027]

my parents only painted impressionistic portraits of me, as all good parents should

[avatarstateyipyip]

friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]