:)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The starfish’s mouth is at it’s center. Mermaids wear it as bras.

[supermodelcats]

I always loved this picture of my lovely kitty

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone talks about how 2+2 and 2*2 is the same but nobody talks about how 3+1.5 and 3*1.5 is the same which is a hundred times cooler

[jackielewiss]

[frickinarizona]

the duality of humanity

[hitmewithcute]

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[carswinky]

[meowyjewish-deactivated20200311]

cat naps in the sunshine

[leukaraii]

the recipe for an evil morty is quite simple:

1) make him smart

2) rip his heart out

[frickinarizona]

Even if I didn’t like music by The Police I would still listen to it just for the joy of the moments, when I’m smoking with my friends jamming to some tunes, one of their songs comes on and I get to announce “It’s The Police!” and revel in their slight panic

[frickinarizona]

ok like honestly just let me have my snapchat streaks. like more and more i’ve seen people be like “oh snapchat streaks are ridiculous” and yeah like it can be but honestly? Having a little excuse to see my friends’ faces and send them mine throughout the day is a nice little social connection for someone.

[frickinarizona]

https://act.350.org/sign/demand-fossil-free-eib/

https://act.350.org/sign/fossilfreefacebook/

https://act.350.org/sign/banfracking-south-africa/

Some petitions to help fight climate change. The top two are so close to being completed, less than 3000 signatures needed!

[frickinarizona]

globalclimatestrike.net

climatestrike.net

#climatestrike

[frickinarizona]

Best/worst idea for a Super Mario game: a world where each of the enemy turtles is what give you the power up when you bounce on them and turn them into a shell, using the shell as the item. You and your friends go through the game, using different types of enemies as power ups. Mario and the gang must get to the end of this world to return to their own, and guess what, final boss is Bowser. The team use all their skills to defeat Bowser. They celebrate their success at the end of the battle. Luigi turns to Bowser’s shell and whispers “I won’t be second best anymore” and then the game really begins

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[deathcomes4u]

no no, french dogs just be like that

[axylh]

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

[hungwy]

here’s a comparison of me and my cat. his name is oliverbear (oliver for short). respect him

[spark1eheartemoji]

HE

IS

PERFECT

[batmanego]

a gift for you

[princesstigerbelle]

CHOCOLATE CHUMK

[frickinarizona]

If you go out and burn a single kleenex, you will find it smells just like a marshmallow because toasted marshmallows and toasted kleenex are both just soft white things on fire

[frickinarizona]

you: juul

me, an intellectual: juulean