I care 4 Colbert

She, 38, older but not wiser. Walking the fine line between love and obsession

[barebittelitt]

[fridaycrowd]

Oh My God I need one of those right now!!!!

[tyronehunnibis-deactivated20180]

happy birthday, stephen 

[stephencolbertly]

My parents are in the hospital and I have no source of income.

Both of my parents’ coworkers set up GoFundMe pages for each of them.

Here is my dad’s, and here is my mom’s.

You can message me for details about what happened or skim through my postapril24 tag. Just know that they’ll both be in the hospital for months; I am currently unemployed; and navigating their insurance claims is truly a Kafkaesque nightmare.

[stephencolbertly]

tl;dr Dad had a subdural hematoma at home. Mom and I called the ambulance, and while we were following the ambulance, Mom went through a red light, and we were hit by a car. Dad is currently sedated and intubated while Mom can’t move her legs and most of her fingers.

Here’s the full story, which no one irl or online has gotten in as much detail:

Seguir leyendo

[optimistic-elf]

Stephen And Chris Cuomo Get After It (x)

[barebittelitt]

I love Colbert hugs!

[optimistic-elf]

Stephen plays the spoons! (x) 

[fridaycrowd]

Sometimes I think I'm the subject of an experiment designed to test how much stress can a human handle

[honigimohr]

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

[sheikah]

[vehiclesc]

[insomniac-arrest]

being on the edge of ‘functional’ is such a fucking liminal place of existing 

like, can I go to work every day and earn a paycheck? yeh. Can I sustain a small circle of friends and go on a few dates every few months? pretty much. can I feed myself and get a passable amount of sleep? most the time

is my apartment absolutely littered with laundry and trash? yes as well. Have a done dishes in the last week? nope. have I been 10-30 minutes late to almost every engagement in the last year? yep. have I forgotten to shower for 4-5 days, like every other week? yeehaw 

I know people look at me and are like, ‘God, she has her shit together, God I wish I could do that,’ but I’m sitting here feeling like an anxiety disaster half-person

like, we just settle for ‘passable,’ ‘almost functional,’ ‘the bare minimum of okay’ and then it’s a constant treadmill to always be a tiny bit above the curb

[fridaycrowd]

This is me at 39 :/ I hope to get better

[celebritycloseup]

stephen colbert

[gralto]

Stephen Colbert “Friday” Behind The Scenes 

Goes with this (x) and this (x) post.

For fridaycrowd :)

[fridaycrowd]

Stephen asking "who want's to see my butt" and that one audience member losing her shit

[the-truthiness]

from sunshine to daddy real quick

[fridaycrowd]

So... this happened...

[fridaycrowd]

I just want to travel. Fuck work.