joy machine

matthew. twenty four. oklahoma. he/him. bisexual. "people tell me I have big josh lyman energy." late night comedy. the west wing. + hockey."We are not going to be fucking suck this year!" -Ovi

[goshlyman]

I know I havent been here in forever but I need some help & tumblr is a very generous place!

⚠️EMERGENCY⚠️

this is scrappy doo, the puppy my roomies & i got. this morning scrap got hit by a car & has a fractured pelvis. we need help to pay for scrappys vet bills which is $403*, but anything helps! even just reblogging this post will help!

• my cashapp: $rebelinasweater

• my paypal: rebelinasweater

*any left over money will either go to scrappys health or the rescue we got him from

[goshlyman]

doing my first shabbat lighting on my own & im excited even tho it's well past sundown bc today was my second service at temple & i got my prayer book. im just feeling so good i wanted to share that with yall!

shabbat shalom!

[anzekopistar]

The Washington Capitals are Stanley Cup Champions

[anzekopistar]

Happy One Year Anniversary!

[bluecollar1978]

transmasc culture

[edwad]

i identify as an inconvenience to the world

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[gothorita]

Hey all!

Elle is actually one of my ride or dies. We became friends about 8 or 9 years ago on this here blue website, and I love her so fucking much.

Their story is sweet, but unfortunately, they’re going through some hard times. Elle’s endometriosis is super bad, and she’s neck deep in medical bills, on top of being unable to work due to the disease. This is making it really hard for them to keep up with other bills, as she can’t supplement their household income.

She’s had a GoFundMe up for a long time now, but it still has a long way to go. They really do need the help so they can live their cute ass lives!!

If you can boost this and maybe consider donating (instead of that Kylie bullshit), it would be incredible. I’m posting this on her behalf since she doesn’t use Tumblr anymore.

Thank you!!!

[puckinghell]

It’s so sad that the NHL season is over! Wow no more NHL games until October! So sad nobody won the cup this year! 

[mollymauksworld]

Stephen Colbert listening to Matt Mercer simply speak describe what is happening

#big mood stephen

[ethuils]

“He can’t do it…he’s a bee”

Stephen Colbert’s D&D Adventure with Matthew Mercer for Red Nose Day 2019. 

You can still help support Critical Role’s Red Nose Day fundraising campaign by donating here by the 28th May!

[longlive-verona]

leo mcgarry spoke for all of us when he told toby that loving his kids is a mortal lock

[professordrunkan-deactivated201]

[magikal-boy]

Youtube apology video moodboard

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

[jaaneymann]

ajznxjsks i know i reblogged this before except t'challa didn’t want to kill him??? he really didn’t?? Erik chose to die bc he would rather have death over captivity??? t'challa didn’t kill voluntarily him, man

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

you’re right and that’s on me, I was in such a hurry to type “Okoye yeets Killmonger” that I let myself forget history

[theoneicelady]

Imagine if Hela was around too, since Thanos wouldve gobe to Asgard for the Tesseract

They only had to wait for a bit more guys

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Thanos [arriving on Asgard]: hey where’s the fuckin-

[Hela, all-powerful from her extended time on Asgard, slam dunks Thanos and stabs him with approx. 86000 swords and melts down the infinity gauntlet to put sick gold tips on her horn crown]

Hela: sick

[meatball42]

Better version than I reblogged previously

[amightythwack]

but then Hela would have infinity stones, which would be way worse for everyone

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

except for us an audience, because she’s a thousand times more fun to watch than the purple turd man

[transswordbian]

Okay but now I’m just imagining killmonger being yeeted onto the battlefield and killing Thanos and taking the infinity gauntlet for himself, only to be stabbed (again) by Hela as SHE then takes it from killmonger, and then Loki sneaks up like “hey sis” and grabs and is about to use it himself only for Thor to be all like “brother……” wherein Red Skull appears out of nowhere, snatches it from Loki, and runs off only to be clotheslined by an Ultron who absolutely nobody saw coming and so on and so forth.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

it’s finally scooped up by Jeff Goldblum, who somehow wandered onto the battlefield without anyone noticing. he won’t say anything but “… you know ;)” when asked what he plans to do with it.

[telefunkies]

A G i a n t O r g y.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

congrats on living up to your url spectacularly

[ripe]

[unflattering-caps-photos]

[catsuggest]

Ruki sugjes: LARGE MAN, BARITONE VOICE

[aboutoldfriends]

REST IN PEACE PEGGY LIPTON August 30, 1946 - May 11, 2019

“I had a wall around me and a lot of fantasy locked inside.”

A Golden Globe winning actress leaving behind an amazing legacy - starring in The Mod Squad (1968–1973) and Twin Peaks (1990–91 and 2017) among a 50 year career - as well as two talented daughters, Kidada and Rashida Jones.