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I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

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I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

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Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

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the sun,

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buntzen, bc

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do u guys wanna see my shrek fancast? No? Here it is anyway!!!!!

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that is literally so awful

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A gif for Mermay!

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This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you.

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I checked the notes looking for these exact frames and was not disappointed.

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Same sis, same

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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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Demön

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Fuck you goat man

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me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,

Talent: overthinking

so I nanny kids for this part of the summer and usually they are terrific but this morning they were terrors. One told me to shut up and they both locked themselves in their rooms and wouldn’t get dressed. I didn’t realize until now how much a kid’s opinion on me would affect me but here I am trying to understand where I went wrong but they won’t tell me why they are in bad moods??? I am trying to understand what is wrong because I genuinely care but they won’t tell me so I can’t fix anything and that’s worse than them hating me for a solid reason

#personal #kids #why are they the worst #i think i deserve ice cream #i genuinely want to know what i am doing wrong so i can fix it????

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Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”