I wouldn't be so worried if I wasn't always right.

it's completely normal. everything's completely normal!

[smogft]

is it true. are the boobies back

[smogft]

what if i said "hey i won't be on tumblr anymore but you can follow me on tik tok if you want to keep up with me"

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[fiercethebandit]

Visit Original Link

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content

[z37q]

this is somehow already a classic short video

[sanpellegrinopussy]

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

[smogft]

does anyone have the video of the guy reading the children’s book with the cats and he’s like russian or something and he’s reading out the cat drinking sound effect and he’s cracking up and he’s like “lürp lürp”

[2004montecarlo-ss-deactivated20]

[smogft]

does anyone have the video of the guy reading the children's book with the cats and he's like russian or something and he's reading out the cat drinking sound effect and he's cracking up and he's like "lürp lürp"

[the-minecraft-funnies]

when you’re up to no good and you find a peaceful village

[sushinfood]

me on every server i’ve ever been on

[stimman4000]

[wildlifer-deactivated20220928]

also today i was walking my dog and some old dude, in southern fashion, stopped to talk to me about her for a solid 5 minutes and at one point she started barking at something and i said sorry she’s so loud and he said to me “aw that’s alright. she’s a coonhound so she’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at rapture” and then chortled as though he hadn’t just spit the southern equivalent of shakespearean improv at me on the street

[archaeo-geek]

I was working on Prince Edward Island a few weeks ago and an old guy who was mentioning to me about a really tall and strong guy that he knew, and said casually, “If he hit ya, ye’d starve to death rolling” and then moved on with the conversation like he hadn’t just painted the most ridiculous picture in my mind of Island life.

[dont-call-me-handicapable]

My grandma once said “does math faster than southern women at a baptism” and that shit is hilarious to me, the South is a beautiful place linguistically.

[lordazazel23]

I just love them

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

happy 4/20 let;s appreciate this classic

[donnie-fucking-darko]

[catasters]

[systemic-dreams]

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.

[smogft]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[smogft]

I need you to know the sheet music rendition for that trumpet video is literally the funniest addition to a post I've ever seen

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