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it's enies lobby DIABLE JAMBE!
when his suit goes from complete black to that eggplant violet because of the flame leg OOFFF do u girls remember???
Pour un duel pas encore arrivé @electionsmistertumbler
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fuck you
Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)
Gaston Lagaffe (Gaston Lagaffe)
Rapido (Ratz)
Propagande Gaston : d'ùge indéfini, éternel stagiaire et inventeur de génie, il est à la fois un loser et suffisament compétent pour capturer le coeur des utilisateurices de tumblr. en plus son pull trop court fait un peu comme un crop top jsp ce que vous voulez de plus.
Propagande Rapido : /
Propagande de Rapido:
Yoyoyoyo yoyo yoo, Il est le rat qui fait du rap !
Propagande de Rapido : non mais si tu l'as entendu une fois c'est impossible de l'oublier.
ET IL CONDUIT UNE TAPETTE Ă MOTEUR AVEC DES FLAMMES DESSUS ET TOUT
(ignorez Razmo au premier plan svp)
Rien contre les Ratz, mais difficile de ne pas voter Gaston quand tu commences Ă travailler en bureau, tellement de ressources pour pimenter notre vie professionnelle...
Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)
Julien (Les Sous-doués)
Ysengrin (Roman de Renart)
Propagande Julien : /
Propagande Ysengrin : /
Look at this guy
Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)
Bibendum (Michelin)
Pierre (Ne pleure pas Jeannette)
Propagande Bibendum :
Le sugar daddy de Clermont-Ferrand. On peut le haĂŻr mais on ne peut pas nier son sex appeal. Vibe de doudoune mais il est pas confortable. T'as pas intĂ©rĂȘt Ă ĂȘtre allergique au latex.
Mythique. Légendaire. Transcende les cultures. Son p'ti surnom trop mims c'est Bib. La légende raconte qu'il aime également la fine gastronomie française. Multidisciplinaire si j'ose dire, quel homme.
Propagande Pierre (illustration : @ComptinesTv sur YouTube) : /
Translator? Why not trans now?
My parents just read this post aloud to me and asked me if Iâd seen it. I donât know how to react.
j'ai essayé de trouver une traduction mais j'en suis juste arrivé à la conclusion que "translatif" serait un putain de nom pour un salon de coiffure tenu par une personne trans, merci au revoir
Transplants ? Pourquoi s'arrĂȘter Ă des plans ?
je valide 100% les deux omg
People talk about having Ravel's Bolero stuck in their head meanwhile I have Chi Mai stuck in my head and it's a good music but it's absolutely awful to have stuck in my head in a looooooooooooooop
I had queued this post. Seeing it on my dash put the song back in my head
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
silly seal
tiny silly seal
posts i can only make today
kim smiling is everything to me
this is canon
[this took way too much time im so out of practise]
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"
self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"
lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"
Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?
blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.
shoutout to the 9 unanswered asks that i apparently have in my ask box that i wonât ever be able to answer bc tumblr likes to pretend they donât exist <3
one of you is lying to me