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Blog intro post?

Oki I think I’m supposed to do this so here we go

I’m Sputnik, 🏳️‍⚧️she/her🏳️‍⚧️

I’m new here because I’m young, didn’t come from anywhere else

I mostly lurk and reblog things that I like

I will nerd out about STEM, and the humanities, and anything else I can get my grubby hands on.

I love people, stories, computers, anything one could possibly call a game, and pretty things.

lake-erie

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

football-in-tuxedos

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

cryptotheism

I saw ur ass in the speaking house Ptah whispering "bottom heavy eunuchs" into ur palm

cryptotheism

An angel asked you what you said and you you didn't say anything as if Aion-Ptah of the four-letter Name has not spoken all things and we all saw you trip and spill your light-body as you passed through the House of the Tau-Oneiroi back to Malkhuth.

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

thefleetingflashofa-sword623

I'd summon twin scythes

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

really cool

chewbacca

aleprouswitch

Herbie Hancock trying to figure out how to fix a mixer, c. early 80s.

babyboodle

anastasiaoftheironwood

[Image description: A photo of musician Herbie Hancock. He is underneath a studio mixing board with one of its components removed, looking up through the empty space.

This is followed by a screenshot of a previous tag which reads herbie hancock emerging from his mixer to shame mankind. End description.]

flipchild

I stink of sweat

Caught this from the crick. Bout a 4 pounder

koko2unite

me and who

maidling-deactivated20260401

Agnes Marchives

zoeys-ksbd-fan-blog

BITCH YOU DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!

zatclaire

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

teaboot

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

teaboot

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

findingfeather

I am making a VERY big point of the Ally flag in all my pride stuff at work.

Feel awkward about people maybe thinking you’re queer but still want to clearly signal “queers are okay with me”? SURE. LOVE IT. HERE’S YOUR WEIRD FLAG.

Don’t fucking at me about allies right now, they are ALSO actually getting fucking killed over us. Take your puri-gay shitty tent somewhere else mine is great with people’s cishet friends and relatives showing up to have our backs.

(“but what if they -“ shitty behavior is shitty behavior I don’t care if you INVENTED queer sex, if you’re acting like a douche i’ll kick you out. wanna act decent and accept the premises of queer coexistence and freedom, cool, i’m not judging you for feeling ok with the gender title they gave you in the delivery room or being attracted to people with the other standard issue title, grab a pop).

vaspider

yep yep yep yep

If you're with us, you're welcome. Sure, sometimes you have to wear the costume before it becomes the clothes, but also, some of the best people at Pride are the slightly confused moms, dads, and siblings who show up whether or not they understand. "Love is love" also means "I don't need to get it to show up for you."

chrismsquared

Our small town (I mean, probably a suburb, but it started as a small town, so screw that) pride parade is on it's, I think, third year? Maybe 4th? The parade is today, and we expect a solid, supportive turnout. We do have some push back from the local creepazoid cult churches.

But we also have a pretty active ally cohort. The crowd is probably 2/3rds queer and 1/3 allies, and the parade itself is probably similar. And we love that. We need our allies, both because they're often our loved ones, but also because we need folks at our back because of the aforementioned creepy cult churches.