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Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

icannotgetoverbirds

perfect for a sanitation company!

emilyscartoons

bugapalooza

@onenicebugperday

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

artofcereal

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

handweavers

pagingmrhermann

batsandboba

it’s far from the most important hill to die on but i do find it horrible how many public spaces have music playing 24/7. why do i need to be constantly stimulated. just bc companies did studies that said there’s a chance im more likely to spend money or whatever now i have to listen to ed sheeran in the bread aisle and charli xcx when im eating lunch? i dont even mind pop music. i just think its unasked for and and presumptuous and people dont understand how important quiet is for our brains

andatsea

Capacity.

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buzzcutssn

bred-by-insanity

onion-souls

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

king-moogle

I looked for the original tweet and found more

skylargoesbark

using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.

elkpoint

siphoneuphore

Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

throathole

You didn’t mention he was scrumdiddlyumptious

titsay

rohirric-hunter

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

warcrimesimulator

no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.